Would you Rather ?

Raw fish. I think raw oysters can kill?

WYR have an octopus stuck to your face or a tarantula stuck on each of your eyelids?
 
An octopus could probably do more damage. Tarantulas.

WYR have a scorpion in each ear or a hornet up each nostril 😛
 
I'll take them all since I'm gonna somehow end up hospitalised. Might as well go with a bang

WYR eat the hornet after it's been up my nostril or eat the scorpion after it's come out of my ear?
 
Witchetty grub

WYR live in a tent that you could take anywhere or in a shed that's fixed in one place?
 
A tent. I'm used to using a tent and love camping.

WYR camp wild or camp with all the amenities?
 
Camp wild, definitely

WYR be rich and live alone or be poor and live with people you care about?
 
Poor. I like my social circle 🙂

WYR have one very close friend or 12 acquaintances you got on with?
 
Outdoors but I think I'll end up working in a lab or research facility.

WYR carry on with your career or swap it for any one you choose?
 
I’d rather swap it for being a chocolate taster (and be paid the same/more)

WYR be a cat with no claws or a dog with no teeth?
 
Sunday. If we only climb one day at the weekend it's Sunday.

WYR run a marathon or compete in a pentathlon?
 
Run in strong wind. Unless you’re talking about bottom burps in which case I’ll go with the snow

WYR smell like a sheep or a goat?
 
That would have to be a sheep. Goats have an errrrrm interesting odour.

WYR grow a handlebar moustache or a man bun?
 
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