Yes that’s usually me :/not really i think my bright red face would give it away
have you ever cried at the thought of loneliness
Yes, because you’re sweet.Yes that’s usually me :/
Do you love me
Yes because they are so boring 😂Yes, I said "it's not me, it's you"
Ever fell asleep at a wedding?
Nope, hungry.Yes because they are so boring 😂
You sleepy
^ we’re making an exception to the rules just for @ApolloHow many times a week do you cook?
No, but a friend's sibling. While staying at said friend's house. Midnight rendezvous. Steamy.Yes. a long time ago. Didn’t end too well.
Have you ever hooked up with a partner’s sibling ?
Oh God, more times than I both can count (I can count pretty high) or want to admit.Yes, that’s pretty standard
Have you ever had a Tesco meal deal?
I haven’tOh God, more times than I both can count (I can count pretty high) or want to admit.
Have you even flown a kite?
I have not.
I haven’t no sounds quite the accidentYes but it usually fucks with my sleeping at night.
Have you ever been hit by a car while chasing 2 nuns out the park because you wanted to know why they were done up for the winter in all their robes n ****? < --- was a child when this happened 🤣
I have actually been on TV, in the crowd and on the pitch with footballYes, once when I really did think it was falling out of the sky.
Have you ever been on TV?
Probably also I’m not on anything tonight 😂😂Yes but recently been thinking more along the lines of reincarnation. Not a religious thing but more like: A dies, B is born, A’s soul/mind goes to B. (Don’t get me started on this stuff 🤣)
Will you vote in whatever election is next in your area/country?
No. (Its a yes or no game 😅)Probably also I’m not on anything tonight 😂😂
Are you left/right wing. Conservatives or labour
Yes, wrote off both cars in a youthful act of road rage, but got paid more by insurance than I originally paid for the car.No chance. I've invested 15 years into my relationship. Ten years ago I might have said yes, maybe.
Have you ever been in a car accident that was your fault?
Yes I have actually, damn I feel like a naughty rebel rn. Anyways…..Yep. Two very vulnerable parents and I'd rather not kill them yet.
Have you ever been removed from a store by security?
owwwwwwww yeah. Been so high I peed my pants and din't know it, or technically it was an overdose, but semanticsNo but in places like pharmacies or Dr's offices I do.
Have you ever got so high you became paranoid you were being followed?
Yes, when I can be bothered. I do prefer it, but don't always keep it up.No. Well yes? Somewhat?
Do you manscape?
Yes. Though I care more about girth than length. @4 incherYes, when I can be bothered. I do prefer it, but don't always keep it up.
Does size matter?
No. If I'm in bed with them, I'm attracted to them enough in personality already. Even my one-offs needed some sort of connection on a personal level.Yes. Though I care more about girth than length. @4 incher
Have you ever kicked someone out of bed simply because, after getting them naked, you weren’t attracted to them?
Irl no although I pretend to not know roleplay I’m actually rather good at it, need Myself a guy and I’m sorted 😉No. If I'm in bed with them, I'm attracted to them enough in personality already. Even my one-offs needed some sort of connection on a personal level.
Have you ever done roleplay in the bedroom?
No but how do you flirt your way out of getting pulled over? Stick your ass out the window?Irl no although I pretend to not know roleplay I’m actually rather good at it, need Myself a guy and I’m sorted 😉
Anyways you ever flirted your way out of a speeding ticket or being pulled over by the cops/police
Yes. I used to lose basically everything, including my wallet/license. But now I slap Tiles on or in anything important.No but how do you flirt your way out of getting pulled over? Stick your ass out the window?
Have you ever lost your license?
I seldom have currency on my person, so I suppose I have to answer ‘no.’ But I do buy them a sandwich or a beverage, if I’m near a shop.Yes velcro ones lmao comfortable to wear.
Do you give beggers money as you walk past them?
No I like it so I keep itYes, I can play the piano
Have you ever returned underwear to the shop after trying it on?
This isn’t the confession thread.I suck
Absolutely not. I think anyone who marries you will die prematurely from anxiety and panic, you cretinous prankster.Yes, when I can be arsed to move my lazy ass
Will you marry me?
I have not.No, never
Have you ever been pulled over by the police and suspected of kerb crawling? <-- I was not, before you ask
No, just rich.I have not.
Would you ever want to be famous?
Yes. Every kind.No, just rich.
Do you eat ice cream? If so which kind?
Yes I give to @Inkandtatts frequently.Yes. Every kind.
Do you give to charity?
Not as anxious as when I get a message from Chopper but close enoughYes and No. I had a period of panic attacks 18 months or so ago. Was the worst time of my life. Managed now though but sometimes it creeps up
Are you anxious about the next question I might ask?
Yes/no questions only!Not as anxious as when I get a message from Chopper but close enough
What is your next question?
^wow doesn’t get the game what a loser…
No, too small.![]()
Are you that wet that you're riding my dick this hard? Good enough yes/no question aPolLO?
I like to think I do. I use Jimmy Choo Man pretty religiously.No, too small.
Do you smell good? Also what perfume/cologne do you use?
Nope, can't stand roller coasters.I like to think I do. I use Jimmy Choo Man pretty religiously.
Do you enjoy amusement parks?
I don't think so. I think my talents are all fairly well-known in general.No.
Do you have a secret talent?
Yes, I love cooking.I don't think so. I think my talents are all fairly well-known in general.
Can you cook?
If it’s in a cone, yes. If it’s being consumed with a spoon, no.Yes, I love cooking.
When you eat ice cream do you bite it?
Yes, if 'accidental' over doses count.Yes. I cut my forearm open on a ceramic tile. I think my mum still thinks it was a suicide attempt.
Have you ever deliberately harmed yourself?