The Yes/No Game

No. I was born in the mountain tops and now I live in the plains. I miss the mountains.

Do you believe in monogamy ?
 
No. I was born in the mountain tops and now I live in the plains. I miss the mountains.

Do you believe in monogamy ?
Yes, it gets too messy otherwise although I respect cultures where monogamy isn’t the norm

Do you shave your eyebrows?
 
Yes, it gets too messy otherwise although I respect cultures where monogamy isn’t the norm

Do you shave your eyebrows?
No
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Do you shave down there?
 
No, my legs stay as hairy as the day I was born

Do you sleep in your birthday suit ?
 
Yes but only by special request

Do you ever wear the same thing two days running ?
 
Yes but only by special request

Do you ever wear the same thing two days running ?
Yes, I do shower after every run but like if I’m gonna sweat in them once, might as well sweat in them again

Have you ever stared at someone in the locker room a little too long?
 
No. Not a real one. But kicked plenty that are into puppies out of Gay Chat

Do you sometimes think you’re living in another version of reality?
 
Yes i live in my own version of a reality im oblivious to the real world.

Ever had a drunken fight ?
 
No. I wouldn’t put anyone through messing with my feet

Do you moisture daily?
 
Yes. If I didn’t, my bf would think they’re pets and take them for a walk

Have you ever forgotten to close the blinds/curtains when getting changed ?
 
Sure, because if someone is looking into my home through a window and gets an eyeful, they’re the peeping Tom. What do I care?

Have you ever stayed with someone because you loved them, but not necessarily because you liked them?
 
That’s not a yes/no but, since it’s you, I’ll let you off 🥰. They’re yellow.

Are you wearing yellow panties ?
 
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