Offensive jokes thread
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SerenityMoon
Gold Member
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Fluffy Wuffy
Bronze Member
SerenityMoon
Gold Member
What’s the difference between a bus and a dead guy? I don’t ride the bus.
Fluffy Wuffy
Bronze Member
Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding she’d say: “You’re next”.
So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
SerenityMoon
Gold Member
Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera.
I still stand by this. 😂
SerenityMoon
Gold Member
Patient: “Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?”
Doctor: “To the morgue.”
Patient: “What? But I’m not dead yet!”
Doctor: “And we’re not there yet.”
Doctor: “To the morgue.”
Patient: “What? But I’m not dead yet!”
Doctor: “And we’re not there yet.”
TheJessica
Active Member
That's a funny response. But it's not really a punchline.
I wish I could downvote your post.
I already said that one, try again.
This isn't phrased as a joke. It's a nonsensical statement.
The joke was within the insanity, but it made sense. I’ll do a chicken crosses the road so you don’t get confused 🙂
😂😂😂😂
Fluffy Wuffy
Bronze Member
No 🥱🥱🥱
TheJessica
Active Member
Being nonsensical, though can be described as clownish and make you look funny. It does not make for a proper joke.
That’s what some might call an opinion. I forget what they say about opinions… 🤔
Congratulations. You’ve made yourself the biggest joke on this thread
TheJessica
Active Member
You still haven't made a joke while I've made dozens.
TheJessica
Active Member
That's not a joke.
