Offensive jokes thread

[frying nemo]

Jesus is coming! Somebody grab a towel!

lmao

 

[Little Darcy]

Wednesday is national coffee with a cop day. Something tells me cops like their coffee black with a couple of shots in it

 

[SerenityMoon]

That's a funny response. But it's not really a punchline.

Perhaps you just didn't understand? No worries.

What’s the similarity between a pregnant teen and the baby she is carrying?
Both are thinking, “****, my mom is going to kill me.”

 

[Fluffy Wuffy]

What is the difference between a bullet and a Jew?

One comes out of the chamber

- 💀💀💀💀💀👀👀👀👀 omg don't ban me ahhhhhhh soooo bad

 

[Little Darcy]

Residents in Rome were upset after a boar and her 6 piglets were killed in a playground near the Vatican, but it's like they say. Nothing good happens on a playground near the Vatican

 

[Fluffy Wuffy]

What did the Boston Marathon Bombers do that Hitler failed to do?

Spoiler

End a race...

What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?

Spoiler

Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.

 

[SerenityMoon]

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Para Olympics? Having arms and legs.

 

[TheJessica]

What do Black men and Jewish men share with dead branches?

They all fall lifelessly from trees and make excellent firewood.

 

[Fluffy Wuffy]

Why are Jewish males circumcised?


Because Jewish women won't touch anything that is not 20% off.

 

[.Princessa]

One of the worst threads on here.

 

[Creed101]

One of the worst threads on here.

It’s a joke thread for a reason….

 

[.Princessa]

It’s a joke thread for a reason….

They really shouldn't be talking about Jews and blacks and other bad stuff. I'm just saying. This is not a joke. Sorry not sorry.

 

[Creed101]

They really shouldn't be talking about Jews and blacks and other bad stuff. I'm just saying. This is not a joke. Sorry not sorry.

Your right but your also wrong.

 

[.Princessa]

Your right but your also wrong.

I'm not wrong.

 

[Creed101]

I'm not wrong.

I’m not gonna sit here and argue with you. Sorry NOT Sorry. A joke is a joke for a reason.

 

[.Princessa]

This thread is not even funny to be honest.

 

[Creed101]

Donald Trump continues to get hot and bothered about a steady stream of leaks from the White House, which had confused his staff, as he hasn’t minded those in the past.

 

[little cindy lou who]

Know What The COVID Virus Said About Trump ? ...........

"I Was On Him Like A Bitch ... But Hey .. You Can Do That When You're Famous"

 

[Fluffy Wuffy]

They really shouldn't be talking about Jews and blacks and other bad stuff. I'm just saying. This is not a joke. Sorry not sorry.

Yes, it is a joke.

And it is a thread for Offensive Jokes....

bruh-

 

[.Princessa]

Yes, it is a joke.

And it is a thread for Offensive Jokes....

bruh-