Offensive jokes thread

Patient: “Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?”
Doctor: “To the morgue.”
Patient: “What? But I’m not dead yet!”
Doctor: “And we’re not there yet.”
That's a funny response. But it's not really a punchline.

I still stand by this. 😂
I wish I could downvote your post.

Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding she’d say: “You’re next”.

So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
I already said that one, try again.

I keep trying to think of a good dead baby joke but I can’t choose.
This isn't phrased as a joke. It's a nonsensical statement.
 
That's not a joke.
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