Corrupt a wish

Wish granted but a kindess tax is implemented on the planet.

I wish McDonald’s fries dipped in strawberry milkshake was more popular than pineapple on pizza.
 
Luka said:
Wish granted but a kindess tax is implemented on the planet.

I wish McDonald’s fries dipped in strawberry milkshake was more popular than pineapple on pizza.
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Wish granted. Now pizza shops are selling pizzas with strawberries and pizza toppings which in turn makes them popular than the fries at McDonald's

I wish to unsee that BritishAndProud picture and have my eyes perfectly intact with 20-20 vision
 
Dindu Nuffin said:
Wish granted. Now pizza shops are selling pizzas with strawberries and pizza toppings which in turn makes them popular than the fries at McDonald's

I wish to unsee that BritishAndProud picture and have my eyes perfectly intact with 20-20 vision
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I've seen what you look like, I don't think you're in any position to criticise someones appearance 🤡
 
BritishandProud said:
I've seen what you look like, I don't think you're in any position to criticise someones appearance 🤡
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have yer seen wot i look like?

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Wish granted but the time changes on random days just to keep people guessing.

I wish people would think of others as they think of themselves.
 
Wish granted but they’d forever be lonely.

I wish that water had a different flavour each time you poured a glass.
 
Wish granted the weather is beautifully perfect but you are sick and can't get out to enjoy it.

I wish I owned a petting zoo full of loveable animals from around the world.
 
Wish granted. The animals are loveable, but they don't love you back. They also have a taste for human flesh.

I wish inflation would stop.
 
Wish granted you have a dragon but its not trained and its 4 inches long.

I wish I could get a new tattoo. Its time.
 
You wish is granted. But when you sleep you have very terrible dreams, and very terrible nightmares while you are sleeping. You toss and turn like no tomorrow.

Lots of wishes for me today. I feel like saying more than one wish today. Just because!

I wish I could have a house in all 50 states of America. So that means 50 different houses in the USA all each state. All over!
I wish I could live all over the world.
I wish I had heaps of money.
I wish I could live in every single county for one full year.
I wish I was a popular famous singer.

Have a great day. 🙂 All smiles!
 
Princessa said:
You wish is granted. But when you sleep you have very terrible dreams, and very terrible nightmares while you are sleeping. You toss and turn like no tomorrow.

Lots of wishes for me today. I feel like saying more than one wish today. Just because!

I wish I could have a house in all 50 states of America. So that means 50 different houses in the USA all each state. All over!
I wish I could live all over the world.
I wish I had heaps of money.
I wish I could live in every single county for one full year.
I wish I was a popular famous singer.

Have a great day. 🙂 All smiles!
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And to be cancer free ????🤗 @Princessa
 
Wished is granted, but nothing will ever be less expensive for you in your lifetime. You have to pay for the most expensive phone every time you buy a brand-new phone at the store or online. YOU will never get a break. It will never be less expensive for you. Everyone else will get a less expensive phone for Christmas and you cannot have one. LOL!
 
Wish granted you're immortal but everyone else ages twice as fast.

I wish the cold weather would move along. #ReadyForSpring
 
Wish is granted but Winter will now be year around in YEAR 2023. JK! LOL!

I wish everyone would just get along here. No drama! No attacking others. ETC. Love each other. Like each other. I wish people would stop the HATE. Hate is terrible.
 
Wish granted. There is peace in the chat universe and everyone live in harmony, but the real world slumps into chaos, wars floods tornados earthquakes cats sleeping with dogs total turmoil.
 
Wish not granted, because you didn't leave any.

I wish you would come back to fill this forum with Happy Birthdays
 
Wish granted. But your horse got a stomach ache and sh1t all over the road and got dehydrated. So you had to go to a river to water your horse, but the current was strong and carried you to another place. You never made it to Bramberry Cross.

I wish I was a rich feminist in a helicopter singing:
Rum pu-pu-pum, rum pu-pu-pum
Rum pu-pu-pum
Man down 🎧🎼
 
Wish granted but the pilot parachutes out leaving you alone in the helicopter.

I wish I owned a decent sea going boat with all the facilities.
 
Granted! You now own a decent boat with all the bells and whistles. Unfortunately, it's permanently anchored in the middle of a desert. The onboard facilities are of the highest quality, but there's not a drop of water in sight.

I wish for a peaceful Monday 😌.
 
Granted but you develop the worst tinnitus ever while all around is calm and silent.

I wish for a greed free Christmas.
 
Granted! Alright, no greed. Instead of gifts, everyone spends Christmas doing icebreakers. So you’ll be stuck in a never-ending round of Two Truths and a Lie with your oversharing aunt Bertha.

I wish for everyone to donate to animal shelters instead of buying coffee from Starbucks.
 
You get your wish but unfortunately they donate the dross produced by Starbucks...

I wish for politicians to become honest and competent and to put their public first.
 
Granted. But all the politicians resigned for being  too honest and there is now full-on anarchy.

I this this whole thread will go away and die...
 
Your wish is granted but CA forum members are feisty and come straight back at you

I wish grumpy people would cheer up
 
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