Corrupt a wish

Wish granted 🪄 but you become horribly I’ll and can’t get out of bed.

I wish my boyfriend (not Dylan this time) would propose.
 
Wish granted. He proposes but never sets a wedding date.

I wish I had a pen that everything I drew became real for 24 hours.
 
Wish granted but you drew a lion that ate your pen and everything else that became real.

I wish I could fly
 
Wish granted, you have an enormous swimming pool but its inflatable and is riddled with pin holes.

I wish I could travel the world magically.
Wish granted🪄 but your magic goes out over the Pacific Ocean and you drown.

I wish I was skinny.
 
Yet you'll be blind, deaf, mute, frail and incontinent.

I wish that I can speak many languages including German, Russian, and Chinese in quick time
 
Your wish is granted. You can speak all languages but you have no one to speak with.

I wish I could fulfill a Make a Wish Foundation wish.
 
You fulfill the make a wish, but they gave your wish to the wrong person.

I wish I had a stack of hundred dollar bills about as tall as my knee.
 
Wish Granted but you don't become fat you stay as beautiful as you are and become the next Miss World

I wish the world had less hate
 
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