Corrupt a wish

[SouthernButchCharm]

Wish granted but now everyone else has the ability to wish corruption upon you

I wish I was sleeping with wonder woman

 

[Deleted member 296210]

Wish granted but you both stay asleep forever.

I wish i could go to london for a vacation right now.

 

[SouthernButchCharm]

Wish granted but Jack the Ripper comes back from the dead to chase you around the city for the enitre vacation

I wish I had a pool full of strawberry jello

 

[NavyWings]

Wish granted along with all the bees in the world drawn to it.

I wish I was tired rn lol.

 

[SouthernButchCharm]

wish granted but you're permanently become tired for 23 hours of the day

I wish I could live on my own island .

 

[SerenityMoon]

Wish granted but its barren 10 foot square and no one can visit.

I wish telling your friends I love you was more common.

 

[SouthernButchCharm]

wish granted but all your friends love you a little too intensely and now all forms of media are constantly notifying you every minute of said gratification assuming they aren't already in your bedroom closet waiting to pounce you

I wish My bed was a cloud

 

[SerenityMoon]

Wish granted but it is a storm cloud and quickly dwindles.

I wish I could eat and not worry about weight.

 

[SouthernButchCharm]

Wish granted but with everything thing you eat you gain a pimple

I wish I could find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow

 

[SerenityMoon]

Wish granted but you are the only one that can see the gold.

I wish I could grant wishes to others.

 

[SouthernButchCharm]

wish granted but every wish you grant comes out half assed

I wish I could be a snow man or snow woman if we want to get technical

 

[SerenityMoon]

Wish granted but its all yellow snow.

I wish I didn't have to take so much medication.

 

[NavyWings]

Wish granted but then you require in-patient care and have to live in a hospital.

I wish our government leaders were ethical.

 

[SerenityMoon]

Wish granted but all their ethics are corrupt ... well that's normal.

I wish I could read peoples thoughts.

 

[SouthernButchCharm]

Wish granted but then all of their thoughts pertain to you in all forms (good , bad , stalkerish ).
I wish I was made of cotton candy or candy floss I think some call it

 

[SerenityMoon]

Wish granted but it starts raining and you melt.

I wish I could have a one hit wonder song. Make bank and dip.

 

[SouthernButchCharm]

Wish granted but it starts raining and you melt.

I wish I could have a one hit wonder song. Make bank and dip.

wish granted but then everyone knows you were a one hit wonder and doubts your ability to do anything great so no one will hire , rent , or associate with you ever again

I wish I could rent a cuddletute it's like a prostitute minus the banging

 

[SerenityMoon]

Wish granted but they smell like anchovies and ashtrays.

I wish I could speak Japanese.

 

[-Luka]

Wish granted; you can speak it but not understand it when spoken back to you. 😈

I wish I could read minds.

 

[SerenityMoon]

Wish granted but the only minds you can read are the minds of ******** in Adult Chat.

I wish I could cook.