Corrupt a wish

Wish granted but everything has been redacted.

I wish I could see myself as others say they see me.
Wish granted but then you are so filled with confidence you become a famous star and crash and burn as famous stars do.

I wish I could become invisible at will.
 
Wish granted but while invisible so is everyone around you.

I wish I could visit another planet.
Wish granted, but then you find out that all the toilet paper in this place is made from pepper, because the aliens on this planet have a special ass.

I wish I had a muscular body like Lara Croft (Lara Croft in the Shadow of the Tomb Raider version).
 
Wish Granted but there are never any vacancies on trains planes or busses. You must walk or hitch hike your travels.

I wish I could spend the day talking to Einstein.
 
Wish Granted but there are never any vacancies on trains planes or busses. You must walk or hitch hike your travels.

I wish I could spend the day talking to Einstein.
Wish granted, but Einstein is a cannibalistic psychopath and necrophile.
He eat people while they sleep, literally.
I wish to have magical powers to go back in time and reverse all corruptions of past desires and prevent future ones. Ahaaa! :sneaky:
 
Wish Granted but you can only travel once then you're stuck. Choose wisely grass hopper.

I wish I could fight like Bruce Lee.
 
Wish Granted but you can only travel once then you're stuck. Choose wisely grass hopper.

I wish I could fight like Bruce Lee.
lol. 😂
Wish granted, but Bruce Lee is invisible so you can't punch him.
I wish BlueEyes32 have a great day today.

End. Bye
 
Wish granted but you failed to specify cooked and so, have no ability to cook it.

I wish this wish couldn't be corrupted.
 
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