Jean XD Member Oct 11, 2022 #81 Wish granted, but the food you cook spoils drastically upon serving. I wish I had a girlfriend.
SerenityMoon Gold Member Oct 11, 2022 #82 Wish Granted you have a girlfriend but she is unfaithful everyday. I wish I had a pony.
Jean XD Member Oct 11, 2022 #83 Wish granted, but the pony has hypertension. I wish to sleep forever.
SerenityMoon Gold Member Oct 11, 2022 #84 Wish granted but your sleep is filled with night mares. I wish I could travel for free.
Jean XD Member Oct 11, 2022 #85 Wish granted, but food, drinks, and accommodations are expensive AF. I wish to be 5'6" tall.
SerenityMoon Gold Member Oct 11, 2022 #86 Wish granted you're 5'6" tall and weigh in at 600 pounds. I wish I could change my hair color at will.
Wish granted you're 5'6" tall and weigh in at 600 pounds. I wish I could change my hair color at will.
Jean XD Member Oct 11, 2022 #87 Wish granted, but your hair gets frizzy everytime you change color. I wish to have lots of money.
Abriel ._. Oct 12, 2022 #88 Wish granted, but you inherit the money when the person you love the most dies tragically. I wish farts didnβt stink.
Wish granted, but you inherit the money when the person you love the most dies tragically. I wish farts didnβt stink.
SerenityMoon Gold Member Oct 12, 2022 #89 Wish granted. Your farts smell wonderful but every other thing about you smells disgusting. I wish my bestie was home on leave from the Air Force.
Wish granted. Your farts smell wonderful but every other thing about you smells disgusting. I wish my bestie was home on leave from the Air Force.
Jean XD Member Oct 12, 2022 #90 Wish granted, but they die in a car accident on the way home. (Sorry about that) I wish I had my own house to live in.
Wish granted, but they die in a car accident on the way home. (Sorry about that) I wish I had my own house to live in.
SerenityMoon Gold Member Oct 12, 2022 #91 Wish granted but you can't afford to furnish it, pay utilities, or make any other purchases. I wish my computer responded to voice input.
Wish granted but you can't afford to furnish it, pay utilities, or make any other purchases. I wish my computer responded to voice input.
R Radiation Banned Oct 12, 2022 #92 Wish granted, but you have the voice of an 80-year-old man who smoked his whole life. I wish someone would give me a free plate of sushi every week.
Wish granted, but you have the voice of an 80-year-old man who smoked his whole life. I wish someone would give me a free plate of sushi every week.
SerenityMoon Gold Member Oct 12, 2022 #93 Wish Granted but its carp and smelt and the only sushi you can ever eat. I wish all the Holiday people (i.e. Santa Clause and the like ) were real.
Wish Granted but its carp and smelt and the only sushi you can ever eat. I wish all the Holiday people (i.e. Santa Clause and the like ) were real.
Abriel ._. Oct 12, 2022 #94 Wish granted but your sushi is moldly and thereβs pubes in it. I wish it would rain.
Creed101 Sports Chat Mod Staff member Oct 12, 2022 #95 But itβs Acid Rain. I wish for some Chocolate.
MissMotive Gay Chat Mod Staff member Oct 12, 2022 #96 With pure capsaicin in level 16 billion on the scoville scale. I wish my work telephone would stop ringing
With pure capsaicin in level 16 billion on the scoville scale. I wish my work telephone would stop ringing
SerenityMoon Gold Member Oct 13, 2022 #97 Wish granted but all other phones with in reach never stop ringing. I wish you all happy lives.
R Radiation Banned Oct 13, 2022 #99 You can fly, but you can't land without hitting a tree. I wish to be able to teleport.
MissMotive Gay Chat Mod Staff member Oct 13, 2022 #100 When you arrive your clothes didnβt come with you I wish I had a food machine that spat out already prepared meals so I didnβt have to cook
When you arrive your clothes didnβt come with you I wish I had a food machine that spat out already prepared meals so I didnβt have to cook