Corrupt a wish

[SerenityMoon]

Wish granted but the machine works as often as the McDonalds Ice Cream Machine.

I wish I could eat anything I want and not have to worry about weight.

 

[Jean XD]

Wish granted, you're under 80 pounds now...

I wish my clothes don't stain anymore.

 

[SerenityMoon]

Wish granted but you no longer have clothes.

I wish you couldn't count.

 

[☾ 𝒜𝒷𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓁 ⋆⋅]

Wish granted but it’s your least favorite food.

I wish I took Monday off too.

 

[SerenityMoon]

Wish Granted but you never get another day off.

I wish you couldn't count.

 

[-Luka]

Wish granted but you will forever have tax problems in return. 😟

I wish the neighbours would stop using my bin. 😡

 

[Radiation]

Wish granted, and your neighbors leave trash bags all over your lawn.

I wish I had money.

 

[SouporMan]

Wish granted, and your neighbors leave trash bags all over your lawn.

I wish I had money.

Wish granted!! Now you only have one kidney…

I wish I had a fat blunt right now…

 

[Creed101]

Wish granted!! Now you only have one kidney…

I wish I had a fat blunt right now…

But no matches or lighters around.

I wish for some Pizza.

 

[SerenityMoon]

Wish granted but its cauliflower crust, peso sauce and anchovies with can string cheese.

I wish it was Monday already.

 

[-Luka]

Wish granted but you’re not allowed weed for 3 months.

I wish I had chocolate cake. 🥰

 

[SerenityMoon]

Wish granted you have chocolate cake but you're are allergic to chocolate and will die if you eat it.

I wish the Unicorns had gotten on the Arc.

 

[-Luka]

Wish granted but they sank the boat with their horns.

I wish I had. All the kittens in the world

 

[MissMotive]

Granted but they only meow French sounds

I wish I was able to tell what people are thinking

 

[SerenityMoon]

Wish granted but you never get a moments rest hearing others thoughts

I wish I was rich

 

[Creed101]

Wish granted but you never get a moments rest hearing others thoughts

I wish I was rich

But you lose it all on the stock market.

I wish i was a Hockey Player!

 

[SerenityMoon]

Wish granted you're a hockey player but you sit the bench and your team never wins.

I wish I could illustrate my own comic book.

 

[Creed101]

Wish granted you're a hockey player but you sit the bench and your team never wins.

I wish I could illustrate my own comic book.

But it comes to life and ruins and causes destruction.

i wish someone would comment on my games post in here. 😂

 

[SerenityMoon]

Wish granted but it is also the only thread you are allowed to post in.

I wish I could see with out contacts or glasses.

 

[Creed101]

Wish granted but it is also the only thread you are allowed to post in.

I wish I could see with out contacts or glasses.

But you see dead people & zombies.

I wish Trump got jail for life with no bail.