Corrupt a wish

[SerenityMoon]

Wish granted but the machine works as often as the McDonalds Ice Cream Machine.

I wish I could eat anything I want and not have to worry about weight.

 

[Jean XD]

Wish granted, you're under 80 pounds now...

I wish my clothes don't stain anymore.

 

[SerenityMoon]

Wish granted but you no longer have clothes.

I wish you couldn't count.

 

[☾ 𝒜𝒷𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓁 ⋆⋅]

Wish granted but it’s your least favorite food.

I wish I took Monday off too.

 

[SerenityMoon]

Wish Granted but you never get another day off.

I wish you couldn't count.

 

[-Luka]

Wish granted but you will forever have tax problems in return. 😟

I wish the neighbours would stop using my bin. 😡

 

[Radiation]

Wish granted, and your neighbors leave trash bags all over your lawn.

I wish I had money.

 

[SouporMan]

Wish granted, and your neighbors leave trash bags all over your lawn.

I wish I had money.

Wish granted!! Now you only have one kidney…

I wish I had a fat blunt right now…

 

[Creed101]

Wish granted!! Now you only have one kidney…

I wish I had a fat blunt right now…

But no matches or lighters around.

I wish for some Pizza.

 

[SerenityMoon]

Wish granted but its cauliflower crust, peso sauce and anchovies with can string cheese.

I wish it was Monday already.

 

[-Luka]

Wish granted but you’re not allowed weed for 3 months.

I wish I had chocolate cake. 🥰

 

[SerenityMoon]

Wish granted you have chocolate cake but you're are allergic to chocolate and will die if you eat it.

I wish the Unicorns had gotten on the Arc.

 

[-Luka]

Wish granted but they sank the boat with their horns.

I wish I had. All the kittens in the world

 

[MissMotive]

Granted but they only meow French sounds

I wish I was able to tell what people are thinking

 

[SerenityMoon]

Wish granted but you never get a moments rest hearing others thoughts

I wish I was rich

 

[Creed101]

Wish granted but you never get a moments rest hearing others thoughts

I wish I was rich

But you lose it all on the stock market.

I wish i was a Hockey Player!

 

[SerenityMoon]

Wish granted you're a hockey player but you sit the bench and your team never wins.

I wish I could illustrate my own comic book.

 

[Creed101]

Wish granted you're a hockey player but you sit the bench and your team never wins.

I wish I could illustrate my own comic book.

But it comes to life and ruins and causes destruction.

i wish someone would comment on my games post in here. 😂

 

[SerenityMoon]

Wish granted but it is also the only thread you are allowed to post in.

I wish I could see with out contacts or glasses.

 

[Creed101]

Wish granted but it is also the only thread you are allowed to post in.

I wish I could see with out contacts or glasses.

But you see dead people & zombies.

I wish Trump got jail for life with no bail.

 

[SerenityMoon]

Wish Granted but you are his cell mate for life also.

I wish I could go cross country on a train.

 

[Creed101]

Wish Granted but you are his cell mate for life also.

I wish I could go cross country on a train.

I’d actually enjoy that i would kick his ass.

But it get‘s robbed and your taken hostage.

 

[Jean XD]

But you see dead people & zombies.

I wish Trump got jail for life with no bail.

Wish granted, but on his own will coz he still has power and influence.

I wish someone loved me.

 

[IzzyK]

Wish Granted your parents have always loved you

I wish I was finished with my degrees.

 

[SerenityMoon]

Wish Granted but your financially strapped and can't enjoy life.

I wish I could go back to work.

 

[IzzyK]

Wish Granted but you arrive at work and can never leave.

I wish I had the power to grant wishes.

 

[Radiation]

You can grant wishes, but only in person, so you can't grant any of the wishes on this thread.

I wish I had a well-trained pet duck.

 

[IzzyK]

Wish granted but but the duck is into BDSM

I wish I held the patent to Troll Spray.

 

[-Luka]

Granted, but every sale decreases your wealth.

I wish I had a better appetite.

 

[SerenityMoon]

Granted but now you are overcome with gluttony and can not stop gaining weight.

I wish this weather would last.

 

[.Princessa]

Granted, you're not in Kansas anymore. The Wizard of Oz, and or Mary Poppins with your umbrella flying in the air from the bad weather. Up up and away! Or you're in a hot air balloon ride. I like that song called Umbrella I think it's by Rihanna.

I wish to win the lottery or the mega million or the jackpot in real life.

 

[SerenityMoon]

Wish Granted but anyone you spend the money on dies.

I wish I could ride in a hot air balloon.

 

[-Luka]

Wish granted but there will be terrible weather that ruins the experience.

I wish for a large 4 cheese pizza for dinner!

 

[IzzyK]

Wish granted but the delivery driver steals your Credit Card and Pays off his student loans.

I wish I could get another tattoo this weekend.

 

[.Princessa]

Your wish has been granted. You're tattoo would not be the tattoo you asked for to get yourself. It would be way different. It would be the most terrible experience you ever had in getting a tattoo for yourself. It was cost you $1,975 dollars. Lol!

I wish I knew how to surf.

 

[IzzyK]

Wish granted you know how but when you attempt the weather never cooperates and there are no waves to catch.

I wish I could control the weather.

 

[Creed101]

Wish granted you know how but when you attempt the weather never cooperates and there are no waves to catch.

I wish I could control the weather.

But all the weather you wanted caused damage to your town….

I want some Buffalo Wings.

 

[.Princessa]

Your wish is granted. But your wings are cold and has mold on the wings.

I wish I could finish traveling to all 50 states of the USA. For the ones I have not been to yet and do more traveling around the world. I wish I had tons of money to travel the world.

 

[SerenityMoon]

Wish granted but you are don't have the money to enjoy your holidays.

I wish I would grow flowers. I have no green thumb.

 

[.Princessa]

Your wish is granted. That place you said above unfortunately they ran out of business. So you couldn't have any flowers to grow anyways.


I wish I had my own airplane.

 

[NavyWings]

Granted, but it's always broke and can't fly.

I wish I had unlimited wishes.

 

[Radiation]

You have unlimited wishes, but a quarter of them will go horribly wrong.

I wish I had a sword.

 

[.Princessa]

Wish is granted, but the Medieval Times Dinner & Tournament will be using them all of what you asked for so you will not be able to have one sorry. 🙂 LOL!

Have a great day @Radiation.

 

[SerenityMoon]

Wish Granted @Radiation has a wonderful day, but yours turns out to be complete rubbish.

I wish I could change my appearance at will.

 

[IzzyK]

Wish granted you can change appearance at will but you have no control over the changes.

I wish my BF was home more often.

 

[Creed101]

Wish granted you can change appearance at will but you have no control over the changes.

I wish my BF was home more often.

Wish granted but your now not home as often as he is.

I want wish for some Eggs & Bacon.

 

[IzzyK]

Wish granted you have unlimited eggs and bacon but no way to cook it.

I wish I could go ride my horse tomorrow instead of attend lectures.

 

[SerenityMoon]

Wish granted. You can ride your horse tomorrow, but tomorrow never comes.

I wish I could have a white Christmas.

 

[-Luka]

Wish granted but it’s constant hailstones not fluffy snow. 😟

I wish I could speak every language fluently.

 

[SerenityMoon]

Wish granted you can fluently speak every language but you are deaf and blind.

I wish I own'd a miniature horse.

 

[-Luka]

that was cruel corruption lol

wish granted but it always kicks your ankles when you don’t expect it to.

ooo I wish I had more clothes

 

[.Princessa]

Your wish is granted. You get more clothes, but all the clothes have holes and they're stained.



I wished the ones of my family members and my friends that passed away we're still alive. I wish they never died. I wish they were still here today.

 

[Radiation]

Wish granted. Your family members come back, but they're zombies and are out for brains.

I wish nuclear weapons had never been invented.

 

[IzzyK]

Wish Granted but there are now only 2 nations. Germany and Japan. And they are at war.

I wish we I could spend more time with my sisters and brother.

 

[SerenityMoon]

Wish granted but they no longer know who you are.

I wish I had a donut for breakfast.

 

[.Princessa]

Your wish is granted. Your donut has mold all over it.

I wish I could get enough sleep. I really don't any sleep because of the pain in my body and some people are so loud outside always. They party all the time it's annoying in real life. They don't know when to stop. I never understand how people can party 24/7.

 

[SerenityMoon]

Wish granted but you do not awake until you receive true love's kiss.

I wish I could visit another planet.

 

[.Princessa]

Your wish is granted. But another planet feels like hell not heaven.

I wish I could go to Australia.

 

[Radiation]

Wish granted. You go to Australia, but when you get back, all your taco shells have holes in them!

I wish I had 50 free boxes of SHIN noodles.

 

[SerenityMoon]

Wish granted you have 50 empty boxes of SHIN noodles.

I wish this pain would go away.

 

[IzzyK]

Wish granted but you pass away.

I wish my BF offshore hitch wasn't so long.

 

[.Princessa]

Your wish is granted.

It's been so long he forgot about you. But your BF will never be coming back to you. He found a new GF and they got engaged to get married in January 2023.

I wish to meet Jennifer Love Hewitt and Kelsea Ballerini someday in my life.

 

[SerenityMoon]

Wish granted but they are mean to you and talk about you like you aren't in the room.

I wish I had a puppy.

 

[Creed101]

Wish granted but they are mean to you and talk about you like you aren't in the room.

I wish I had a puppy.

Wish granted but it’s super super aggressive.

I wish for a Goat.

 

[SerenityMoon]

Wish granted but it runs away and returns with a gaggle ducks and surrounds your house.

I wish this thread allowed photos!!

 

[.Princessa]

Wish is granted. But your camera broke and you are not allowed to take any photos.


My wish.
I wish I could see Morgan Evans again in real life. I would like to give him a big hug and pray with him in real life.

 

[IzzyK]

Wish granted you see him at his funeral viewing.

I wish I could take a few days of classes off, and it not count against me.

 

[Inkandtatts]

Wish granted but you get yourself locked in the bathroom on the way out of school

I wish I could run a 4minute mile

 

[SerenityMoon]

Wish granted. you run a 4 min mile then are in an automobile wreck and become paralyzed from the neck down.

I wish I could eat anything I wanted and never gain weight.

 

[-Luka]

Wish granted but you have multiple allergies.

I wish I had more self control.

 

[SerenityMoon]

Wish granted you have excellent self control and combat doing anything wrong you become a hermit with acute agoraphobia.

I wish I could own a zoo.

 

[IzzyK]

Wish Granted. You own a zoo called Chat Avenue and all the animals are the current ********.

I wish For Texas A&M to go to a bowl game this year.

 

[Radiation]

Wish granted. Texas A&M goes to a bowl game, but a little bit too literally. It's a competitive eating event.

I wish SHIN noodles were cheaper.

 

[IzzyK]

Wish Granted but SHIN noodles are now outlawed in your area and you are allergic to them.

I wish I could read peoples minds.

 

[Radiation]

Wish granted. You discover that everyone secretly despises you.

I wish Trevor Moore had never died.

 

[IzzyK]

Wish granted Trevor Moore is immortal but everyone else you love dies at a young age.

I wish I could grow a tree that produces diamonds as fruit.

 

[Radiation]

Wish granted, but the tree is stolen right before it starts producing.

I wish I had a nice car.

 

[IzzyK]

Wish granted but its totaled as you drive it off the lot.

I wish I owned a private tropical island.

 

[Radiation]

You own a private tropical island, but it's 5 square feet.

I wish I could fly.

 

[IzzyK]

Wish granted you can fly but only when you have sweet potato puree up your butt.

I wish I could travel time.

 

[Kody Yang]

Wish granted you can fly but only when you have sweet potato puree up your butt.

I wish I could travel time.

Wish granted but everyone you see will automatically fall in love with you or hate your guts

I don't really have a wish, but I guess I wish I had a wish to say.

And are we sure that's how you spell wish or is it one of those words that don't look right

 

[SerenityMoon]

Congratulations, Wish granted, you broke the game.

I wish Halloween came once a month.

 

[Kody Yang]

Congratulations, Wish granted, you broke the game.

I wish Halloween came once a month.

Wish granted. But every time Halloween come someone who you know dies

I wish I could meet the band Stray kids

 

[IzzyK]

Wish granted but they aren't who they appear to be. They are animatronics.

I wish I could travel to see more concerts.

 

[NavyWings]

Wish granted but they aren't who they appear to be. They are animatronics.

I wish I could travel to see more concerts.

Wish granted but the concerts are obscure bands that suck. And you wasted a lot of money to get there.
I wish I always had one more wish.

 

[IzzyK]

Wish Granted but they are all going to be corrupted. lol

I wish my wishes weren't corruptible.

 

[Kody Yang]

Wish Granted but they are all going to be corrupted. lol

I wish my wishes weren't corruptible.

Wish granted, Your wishes are now uncorruptible

I wish that I could speak French

 

[Ks_guy]

Wish granted, Your wishes are now uncorruptible

I wish that I could speak French

Wish granted but you never meet anyone French to speak it with.

I wish was smart.

 

[.Princessa]

Wish is granted. You're so smart now. You went to Harvard for Law school but the college kicked you out the first semester because you're way to smart to go there. Lol!

I wish I could win all of power ball or mega million or lottery in each USA state. Lol!

 

[SerenityMoon]

Wish granted but you are sued and bankrupt before receiving any payment.

I wish I could ride a unicycle.

 

[.Princessa]

Your wish is granted. Unfortunately, the tire on the unicycle has a hole in it so it became a flat tire. You cannot use it. It has to be fixed. LOL! Sorry!
Hugs!


I wish I could learn every musical instrument.

 

[IzzyK]

Wish granted but you are imprisoned and forbid to play any of them.

I wish There were stables at school for my horse.

 

[SerenityMoon]

Wish granted but you have to share your horse with other students.

I wish I enjoyed coffee.

 

[SouporMan]

Wish granted, but you have no tounge.

I wish I had a Tesla.

 

[SerenityMoon]

Wish Granted but it is in bad need of repair all the time.

I wish I had more friends to hang out with.

 

[SouporMan]

Wish Granted but it is in bad need of repair all the time.

I wish I had more friends to hang out with.

Wish granted, but now you’re stuck with me as a friend. 😂

I wish I had a breakfast burrito.

 

[IzzyK]

Wish granted but its your last meal.

I wish we have a white Christmas.

 

[SouporMan]

Wish granted, but Texas had froze over again!

I wish this coffee had sugar.. 😡

 

[.Princessa]

You wish is granted. You are not allowed to have sugar. You will get to be a diabetic if you have sugar. No sweets for you no sugar for you. I am sweeter than you. LOL! JK!

But sugar raises your blood sugar. :-(

I wish my car did not break down last night. UGH! A very true story. The battery finally died. I was alone in my car, and it was super dark and scary to have the car to break down at nighttime. Thank God that battery lasted a very long time before it finally died last night. Thank God for a new battery but it too expensive.

Thank God for AAA.
Triple A.

 

[JayceVeron]

Wish granted but your car had wings and can be flown home

I wish I lived in a quiet woods with @Inkandtatts