Corrupt a wish

Granted! Alright, no greed. Instead of gifts, everyone spends Christmas doing icebreakers. So you’ll be stuck in a never-ending round of Two Truths and a Lie with your oversharing aunt Bertha.

I wish for everyone to donate to animal shelters instead of buying coffee from Starbucks.
 
You get your wish but unfortunately they donate the dross produced by Starbucks...

I wish for politicians to become honest and competent and to put their public first.
 
Granted. But all the politicians resigned for being  too honest and there is now full-on anarchy.

I this this whole thread will go away and die...
 
Your wish is granted but CA forum members are feisty and come straight back at you

I wish grumpy people would cheer up
 
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