I gave Mayhem ten puns for her to test to see if they would work. Sadly no pun in ten did.
I tell best dad jokes
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You know the Queen has been responsible for England's terrible weather?
England's been under her reign for a very long time
England's been under her reign for a very long time
Aflyingdonut
Walmart associate
Why don't you give Elsa a balloon:
Because she'll let it go
Because she'll let it go
Rex: You think that dinosaur named Tie Ranno will sense that we are here?
Park Ranger: Start running!!!Tyrannosaurus Rex!!!!!
Park Ranger: Start running!!!Tyrannosaurus Rex!!!!!
I know I am getting so lazy when the fitness instructor yells "drop and give me twenty" and I go prone, reach for my wallet and hand him a $20 note. He meant push-ups. Oops.
OMG I think I am turning into a cookie.
I have been a wafer a while
I have been a wafer a while
Lets go after the President of Russia, for months he has been Putin down the opposition and apparently the truth.
Why didnt the skeleton go to the disco... because he had no body go to with.
No matter how much money I have, I still could not pay attention
If you want to know what is at the back of my wardrobe, the fact is it I cannot tell you. It's Narnia business.
SerenityMoon
Gold Member
Why does the Norwegian have bar codes on the hulls of their war ships? So when the fleet returns to port the can scan the Navy in (Scandinavian)
