I tell best dad jokes
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SerenityMoon
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
Whats a bees favourite sport?
Rugbee
Rugbee
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, hey bartender ill have a beer and a mop
SerenityMoon
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@Irish_lady
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
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In New Zealand, getting pissed aside is to get rid of pests in your garden
A piece of string walks into a bar orders a pint the bar man says no sorry we dont serve strings here, so the piece of string walks out ties a knot in himself walks back in gets his pint sits down the bar man goes "hey arent you the piece of string i just told to leave" the string goes no im afriad knot" 😂😂
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Oh hassy you norty sassy!
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I have a condom joke, but not going to dare post it. I'll might put it on later
SerenityMoon
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Your mum is so slow she takes 9 months to make a joke.
Summer X
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A woman walked into the bank and asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over
Bagels
didnt know bagels are a joke 🤣
Lmao hey u