I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
I had wholemeal bread and I thort of youuA man has an accident with his new Ferrari.
The police arrive and the man distraughtly yells at the officer "my brand new car is gone"
The police man tells him that hes so materialistic that he doesnt even realise his left arm has been severed.
The man looks at his left arm and yells OMG my rolex is gone!
Ouch!What do all the other planets in our solar system and chat ave forum members have in common?
They all have no life