frying nemo
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pmsl nice one
One Liners
- Thread starter Daft_Punk
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When the thread said "One Liners" all I can think of is the Titanic. That was one big liner.
SerenityMoon
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I told him to be himself; that was pretty mean, I guess.
SerenityMoon
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My therapist says I have a preoccupation for revenge. We’ll see about that.
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Bloody Hell
SerenityMoon
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I called my therapist and told the receptionist that I think I'm invisible. She said she was sorry the Dr can't see me right now.
SerenityMoon
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I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.
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Fatoot 
SerenityMoon
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If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a ****, but if a man does it… He's gay, definitely gay.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You barium.
You barium.
AshleeLightBringer
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self-Help section was… She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
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Oh light bringer you certainly are a bringer!
SerenityMoon
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What's the difference between your wife and your job?
Your job still sucks.
Your job still sucks.
little cindy lou who
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Urology .. can you hold please ?
SerenityMoon
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The problem isn’t that obesity runs in your family. It’s that no one runs in your family.
Control Panel
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You're all so sweet and
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SerenityMoon
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Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking **** from some asshole.
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AYE FER FOCK SAKE LOL <3.