One Liners

[Time Capsule]

I was at the bank earlier. An old woman asked me if i could check her balance, cause she forgot her glases. I pushed her and she fell over. Na, her balance was shyte

 

[Radiation]

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.

 

[SerenityMoon]

How many ears does Spok Have?
3
His left ear, his right ear and his final frontier

 

[Radiation]

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A hippo is really heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter.

 

[SerenityMoon]

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

 

[redcrazykid]

do you do it?

 

[SerenityMoon]

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? That depends on how many you can get in a lightbulb.