Vending Machine game

[Elysian✨]

Court case

I put in a gun what do i get?

 

[RandomWoman]

A bloody ice-pick.

I put in a cup of coffee, what do I get?

 

[Elysian✨]

Tons of energy and stomach ache.

I put in myself what do i get?

 

[Deleted member 304456]

Nothing because you're stuck in a bloody vending machine..lol

I put in water, what do I get?.

 

[Elysian✨]

Ice.

I put in a glass of tequila what do i get?

 

[Deleted member 304456]

A tequila sunrise.

I put in a cigar what do I get?.

 

[Elysian✨]

a packet of cigs.

I put in a bad person what do i get?

 

[Deleted member 304456]

A good person.

I put in a vending machine, what do I get?.

 

[Elysian✨]

Nothing bcz both broke.

I put in Teen Chat what do I get?

 

[Deleted member 304456]

Little people.

I put in a snake, what do I get?.

 

[Elysian✨]

Poison.

I put in kids chat what do i get?

 

[Deleted member 304456]

Lots of noise.

I put in a piece of paper, what do I get?.

 

[emileh]

A Jasper Fforde novel.

I put in a stock pot. What do I get?

 

[Elysian✨]

A huge bump on the head.

I put in a rainforest what do i get?

 

[.Princessa]

You get your own private jungle with waterfalls in your backyard. And it's beautiful too.

I put in some salmon. What do I get?

 

[Elysian✨]

Fish smell.

I put in tap water, what do i get?

 

[.Princessa]

You get the gutter sewer drain water.
And it's nasty and smells gross. HA!

I put in my cellphone battery. 🔋
What do I get?

 

[Elysian✨]

A blown up battery.

I put in sleep what do i get?

 

[.Princessa]

You will get sleep for one month straight with no noise. HA! But you can only get up to brush your teeth, and bathroom-shower breaks then go back to sleep comfortably.

I put in a hair brush.
What do I get?

 

[emileh]

Tangles

I put in a pot of lip balm. What do I get?