Vending Machine game

[StubleU]

poisoned

i put in poison...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

Venom sacs.

I put in some fluorine. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

death...and not cavity free teeth

i put in a request...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

A voucher for something you need.

I put in some acetone. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

nailpolish removed

i put in nailpolish...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

Painted toenails.

I put in some jewellers rouge. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

the crown jewels? wtf

i put in some thievery...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

Handcuffed.

I put in some epoxy resin. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

your fingers glued together

i put in some paper...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

A small notebook.

I put in some sandpaper. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

smoother

i put headphones in...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

Tinnitus

I put in a pair of ear defenders. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

goalies

i put american football in...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

A bunch of wusses to scared to play real rugby

I put in a shinty stick. What do I get?

 

[Inkandtatts]

A stinky stick

I put in a pint of Guinness. What do I get?

 

[emileh]

An empty room with all the windows wide open.

I put in some Irn Bru. What do I get?

 

[Deleted member 304456]

Girders.

I put in a grease gun, what do I get?.

 

[SerenityMoon]

A robot hand.

I put in a snowball. What do I get?

 

[emileh]

Frostbite.

I put in a peppermill. What do I get?

 

[Elysian✨]

Spicy food.

I put in Iceland what do i get?