Vending Machine game

[StubleU]

a pot of soup?

I put in a three eyed fish...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

Radioactive waste.

I put in a horseshoe crab. What do I get?

 

[Inkandtatts]

Her cousin, a scorpion

I put in a copy of the Satanic Verses. What do I get?

 

[emileh]

A fall from a bombed aeroplane...

I put in a copy of Brave New World. What do I get?

 

[Inkandtatts]

A copy of 1984

I put in Joe Pesci. What do I get?

 

[emileh]

Pistol whipped.

I put in an old cotton reel. What do I get?

 

[Inkandtatts]

Splinters

I put in a baby lamb. What do I get?

 

[emileh]

An angry ewe.

I put in a single pistachio. What do I get?

 

[Inkandtatts]

A warning for being measly

I put in expanding foam. What do I get?

 

[emileh]

A bill from the vending machine people.

I put in a box of raisins. What do I get?

 

[Inkandtatts]

Constipation

I put in 100g plain flour, 2 eggs, 300ml of milk and spoonful of oil. What do I get?

 

[emileh]

Pancakes. Lemon Juice and maple syrup on mine please 🙂

I put in an OS map. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

OS2 Warp

I put in a bucket full of ice, what do i get?

 

[Inkandtatts]

Frostbite

I put in maple syrup for @emileh to add to the pancakes. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

sticky fingers

I put in a cup of water, what do i get?

 

[emileh]

Seasick.

I put in some rolled oats. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

oat joints

i put in some weed, what do i get?

 

[emileh]

Munchies.

I put in a steel washer. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

a steel washer

i put in a mudfish...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

Fish and chips with a strange flavour.

I put in a poison arrow frog. What do I get?