Vending Machine game

[StubleU]

dirty laundry

i put in my glasses...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

A hearing aid.

I put in a pair of pliers. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

plied

i put in a usb stick...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

A stick.

I put in a modem. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

bleeep bloorp...blooop...bloomp

i put in a cordless phone...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

A bad connection.

I put in a fax machine. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

WW2 era image compression algorithms

i put in a time machine...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

Deja vu

I put in a plane propellor. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

Deja vu

i put in a plane propellor. What do I get?

 

[emileh]

A time machine.

I put in some deja vu. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

Jamais vu

i put in irony...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

Full on sarcasm.

I put in a dictionary. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

a thesaurus

i put in a comma splice...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

A semicolon clause link.

I put in a curly bracket. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

invalid syntax

i put in a shoe, a coat, and a paperclip...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

A wooden leg.

I put in a piece of gravel. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

pretty sure it was supposed to be an oxford comma

a gavel

i put in an r...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

An Oxford comma is used in a list "would you rather, yes and no, vending machine, and ban games" The comma before the and is the Oxford comma.

A pirate.

I put in a Q. What do I get.

 

[StubleU]

John De Lacie

i put in a P what do i get?

 

[emileh]

A urinal.

I put in a Z. What do I get?