Vending Machine game

[StubleU]

dirty laundry

i put in my glasses...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

A hearing aid.

I put in a pair of pliers. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

plied

i put in a usb stick...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

A stick.

I put in a modem. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

bleeep bloorp...blooop...bloomp

i put in a cordless phone...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

A bad connection.

I put in a fax machine. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

WW2 era image compression algorithms

i put in a time machine...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

Deja vu

I put in a plane propellor. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

Deja vu

i put in a plane propellor. What do I get?

 

[emileh]

A time machine.

I put in some deja vu. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

Jamais vu

i put in irony...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

Full on sarcasm.

I put in a dictionary. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

a thesaurus

i put in a comma splice...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

A semicolon clause link.

I put in a curly bracket. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

invalid syntax

i put in a shoe, a coat, and a paperclip...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

A wooden leg.

I put in a piece of gravel. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

pretty sure it was supposed to be an oxford comma

a gavel

i put in an r...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

An Oxford comma is used in a list "would you rather, yes and no, vending machine, and ban games" The comma before the and is the Oxford comma.

A pirate.

I put in a Q. What do I get.

 

[StubleU]

John De Lacie

i put in a P what do i get?

 

[emileh]

A urinal.

I put in a Z. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

Zombies

I put in an edited thread name...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

H.R. Pufnstuf.

I put in a drop of mercury. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

poisoned

i put in a festive comment...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

A party popper.

I put in a whoopee cushion. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

fake farts

i put in a taser what do i get?

 

[Deleted member 303204]

a Brussel sprout

I put in a Bart Simpson action figure
What do I get?

 

[emileh]

You get to eat your shorts.

I put in a barbie doll. What do I get?

 

[Ks_guy]

Real life ken

I put a Dr Pepper in. What do I get?

 

[emileh]

A dental cavity and a bad taste in your mouth.

I put a small amount of sodium metal in. What do I get?

 

[-Luka]

hired by the Russians.

I put in a trump flag what do I get?

 

[StubleU]

appropriately kicked off the ballot

i put shoveling dogshit in...what do i get?

 

[-Luka]

mr hanky the Christmas poo

I put in a scream costume what do I get?

 

[emileh]

A bloody chef's knife with your fingerprints on it...

I put in a Sgian dubh. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

you get to liver alone

damn it... @emileh beat me...

a cut

i put in thoughts and prayers in...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

Hypocrisy and an unwillingness to do anything constructive

I put in a Jabot. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

a vampire esthetic?

i put in a billy club...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

A leprechaun.

I put in an oatcake. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

me googling what that is exactly

i put in a pat on the back...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

An oatcake lol

I put in an old shoe. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

a cobbler

i put in an old shirt...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

An old man.

I put in a bath plug. What do I get?

 

[-Luka]

clogged hair 👀

I put in some spaghetti bolognese what do I get

 

[emileh]

Parmesan cheese.

I put in a nutmeg. What do I get.

 

[-Luka]

Gingerbread fudge 🤤

I put in a Christmas tree what do I get?

 

[emileh]

A fairy.

I put in some cardamon. What do I get.

 

[SerenityMoon]

A Cardigan

I put in a Barbie doll. What do I get?

 

[emileh]

Barbed wire.

I put in a sea bass. What do I get?

 

[Princessa]

A stinking rotton fish sea basses are stinky nasty worse than all fish on the earth

 

[nonbinosaur]

Barbed wire.

I put in a sea bass. What do I get?

a text box that says, "it's at least a c+!"

i put in a tamagotchi. what do i get?

 

[emileh]

Electronic enslavement.

I put in a tube of glue. What do I get?

 

[-Luka]

Stuck to the vending machine for 24 hours.

I put in birthday candles what do I get?

 

[emileh]

A slice of stale birthday cake with the wrong number of candles on it.

I put in a snow globe. What do I get?

 

[Absolut Bitch]

Dandruff

I put in a 'Best of Abba' cassette tape. What do I get?

 

[-Luka]

My flatmate as your new gay abba obsessed bff. (Soz Louize)

I put in the general chat admin. What am I getting? 👀

 

[emileh]

A barrel of toxic waste.

I put in a well thumbed copy of the bible. What do I get?

 

[-Luka]

Princessa Magdalene.

I put in spyro the dragon. What do I get? 😀

 

[emileh]

Burnt toast.

I put in a swiss army knife. What do I get?

 

[-Luka]

A maintenance bill for clogging the machine!

I put in a unicorn what do I get?

 

[emileh]

Glitter.

I put in a fish hook. What do I get.

 

[Princessa]

Fished

 

[-Luka]

Glitter.

I put in a fish hook. What do I get.

Leslie ash.

I put in an old Christmas tree what do I get?

 

[emileh]

Pine needles all over your floor.

I put in an old ice axe. What do I get?

 

[-Luka]

An Eskimo attire that prevents you from the cold.

I put in a bus ticket what do I get?

 

[emileh]

Rail maintenance work.

I put in a paint roller. What do I get?

 

[-Luka]

High on the fumes.

I put in Beyoncé’s phone number what do I get?

 

[emileh]

A fat arse.

I put in a fashion magazine. What do I get?

 

[Inkandtatts]

Some weird concoction between a piece of carpet, an old piece of Lino, a bin liner, and your nan’s net curtain (modern fashion)

I put in an overripe banana. What do I get?

 

[emileh]

Banana bread,

I put in a single lychee. What do I get?

 

[.Princessa]

You get the Little Shop of Horror Plant from the movie. The big plant. HA!

I put in a leopard lounge 🛋️ couch. What do I get? HA!

 

[Inkandtatts]

A reputation for promiscuity

I put in a birthday cake. What do I get?

 

[Myash :)]

diabetes.
I put in rizz. what do I get?

 

[Elysian✨]

Single for life.

I put in secret nuke plans, what do I get?

 

[Myash :)]

Eliminated.

I put in a sock. what do I get?

 

[Elysian✨]

Sweat.

I put in ears. What do I get?

 

[Myash :)]

airpods.

I put in toilet paper. What do I get?

 

[Elysian✨]

💩

I put it water, what do i get?

 

[Deleted member 304335]

A water bottle

I put in cat toys... What do I get?

 

[Myash :)]

A cat.

I put in a sea bass. What do i get?

 

[Elysian✨]

Nothing.

I put it air conditioner. What do I get?

 

[Deleted member 304335]

Can we do anything or does it have to be related to the subject?

You get 50 bucks

I put in a fake fur coat. What do I get?

 

[Myash :)]

(awww, @Meowz GA didn't get the reference.)

A real fur coat.

I put in melatonin. What do I get?

 

[Elysian✨]

FBI.

I put it in photos what do i get.

 

[Deleted member 304335]

FBI.

I put it in photos what do i get.

A Twilight vampire graphic novel

I put in @Inkandtatts ... What do I get?

 

[Myash :)]

A phone.

I put in my glasses. What do I get?

 

[Deleted member 304335]

A brand new pair of glasses...

I put in @some0ne what do I get?

 

[Elysian✨]

My glasses.

I put in @some0ne what do I get?

 

[Elysian✨]

A brand new pair of glasses...

I put in Some0ne, what do I get?

LMFAO AT THE SAME TIME

 

[Deleted member 304335]

My glasses.

I put in @some0ne what do I get?

I said that! Yeah, funny 😂😂

 

[Myash :)]

Kissed.

I put in @emileh what do I get?

 

[Elysian✨]

U get an amazing person.

I put in myash what do i get?

 

[Deleted member 304335]

U get an amazing person.

I put in myash what do i get?

A return package with his name on it

I put in @LostCause. .. What do I get?

 

[Myash :)]

My switch.

I put in @Elysian✨ what do I get?

U get an amazing person.

I put in myash what do i get?

 

[Elysian✨]

A slap <:
/j

I put in my hair what do I get?

 

[Deleted member 304335]

A slap <:
/j

I put in my hair what do I get?

Your hair back

I put in my cat... what do I get?

 

[Myash :)]

Nothing cause it's broken.

I put in glass. What do I get?

 

[Elysian✨]

🤌🍿

I put in forums what do i get?

 

[Myash :)]

A computer.

I put in all of chat ave what do I get?

 

[LostCause.]

I went... In... A vending machine. I'll never be the same.

You get a mess from your Chat Avenue.

I put a kitten in, what do I get out?

 

[Deleted member 304335]

Some cat toys (Also I take the kitten)

I put in some chips... What do I get?

 

[LostCause.]

Crisps.

I put in a tree, what do I get?