Vending Machine game

[StubleU]

Zombies

I put in an edited thread name...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

H.R. Pufnstuf.

I put in a drop of mercury. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

poisoned

i put in a festive comment...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

A party popper.

I put in a whoopee cushion. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

fake farts

i put in a taser what do i get?

 

[Deleted member 303204]

a Brussel sprout

I put in a Bart Simpson action figure
What do I get?

 

[emileh]

You get to eat your shorts.

I put in a barbie doll. What do I get?

 

[Ks_guy]

Real life ken

I put a Dr Pepper in. What do I get?

 

[emileh]

A dental cavity and a bad taste in your mouth.

I put a small amount of sodium metal in. What do I get?

 

[-Luka]

hired by the Russians.

I put in a trump flag what do I get?

 

[StubleU]

appropriately kicked off the ballot

i put shoveling dogshit in...what do i get?

 

[-Luka]

mr hanky the Christmas poo

I put in a scream costume what do I get?

 

[emileh]

A bloody chef's knife with your fingerprints on it...

I put in a Sgian dubh. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

you get to liver alone

damn it... @emileh beat me...

a cut

i put in thoughts and prayers in...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

Hypocrisy and an unwillingness to do anything constructive

I put in a Jabot. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

a vampire esthetic?

i put in a billy club...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

A leprechaun.

I put in an oatcake. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

me googling what that is exactly

i put in a pat on the back...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

An oatcake lol

I put in an old shoe. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

a cobbler

i put in an old shirt...what do i get?