What You Can Say At Dinner That You Can Also Say During Sex?

[Louize]

I’m so happy you came!

What other things can be said during both moments?

 

[Inkandtatts]

These buns are warm

 

[Finn2.0]

Pass me the carrot

 

[Inkandtatts]

Sharpen the knife

 

[Finn2.0]

This tastes like crap

 

[Inkandtatts]

The stuffing needs more nuts

 

[Louize]

This tastes just like your mother's

 

[Inkandtatts]

This tastes just like your mother's

 

[Finn2.0]

That was saltier than I expected

 

[Louize]

If you don't eat it now, I'll just bring it out again at breakfast

 

[Finn2.0]

I wish uncle was here

 

[Louize]

I've invited your brother, I hope you don't mind

 

[Finn2.0]

Eat around the hair

 

[Louize]

You've really worked hard on this crust

 

[Inkandtatts]

Make sure you clean up when you're done

 

[Finn2.0]

Chew before you swallow

 

[Inkandtatts]

Chew before you swallow

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[Louize]

It's not polite to leave before everyone has finished

 

[Finn2.0]

I'm done. I'm gonna watch TV while you finish

 

[Inkandtatts]

Doesn't smell too good. I think it might be off

 

[Louize]

You stuffed the bird rather well

 

[Inkandtatts]

I'd rather taste some cod than this rotten old tuna

 

[Louize]

This was nice, but I still prefer Five Guys

 

[Absolut Bitch]

Just eat it and stop complaining

 

[Inkandtatts]

I usually prefer bigger portions

 

[Louize]

That sausage looks a bit over done

 

[Absolut Bitch]

Looks like you have a little on your chin

 

[Louize]

It's a tad lumpy

 

[Inkandtatts]

Is that stinking bishop or stilton?

 

[Absolut Bitch]

Careful, I dont want you choking

 

[Louize]

Oh yum! Cottage Cheese.

 

[Finn2.0]

What are all these green bits?

 

[Inkandtatts]

Here's a napkin, you pig. You have gravy running down your chin.

 

[Finn2.0]

Louize... what the hell is that monstrosity?

 

[Inkandtatts]

Sit. Stop complaining. It'll be over in an hour.

 

[Absolut Bitch]

Ooh, its got a bit of sweetness to it

 

[Inkandtatts]

It was a bit tough and made my jaw ache but I'm hungry for more

 

[Louize]

Louize... what the hell is that monstrosity?

I expected you to have better manners whilst eating, @Finn2.0

 

[Absolut Bitch]

I want more but I can't move

 

[Louize]

I'll have to undo my trousers and go to another lot

 

[Inkandtatts]

****, I'm full

 

[Louize]

That's a nice spread. I'm going to enjoy diving in.

 

[Absolut Bitch]

Don't you dare spit that out

 

[Louize]

How do you know you don't like it if you've never tried it?

 

[Absolut Bitch]

That was good, but I've definitely had better

 

[Louize]

Your family joining us is making me really uncomfortable

 

[Absolut Bitch]

This is delightful, we should do this every Sunday

 

[Louize]

Just hold it in your mouth a second and savour the flavour

 

[Absolut Bitch]

It hasn't risen as much as I'd have liked

 

[Louize]

It's not very firm, is it?

 

[Absolut Bitch]

You should have left it in a bit longer

 

[Louize]

Eat it whilst it's fresh

 

[Absolut Bitch]

Did you wash it first?

 

[Polaroid]

That won't touch the sides
I'm starving

 

[Polaroid]

It hasn’t risen as much as it should have

 

[Absolut Bitch]

You've done yourself proud with that spread

 

[Polaroid]

Do you mind if I watch the game while you finish?

 

[Absolut Bitch]

Stop waving it about. You'll have someone's eye out

 

[Polaroid]

I like it a little pink in the middle

 

[American Badger]

" You know i wont eat this with Ketchup ! "

 

[Polaroid]

I apologise, I didn’t take it out in time.

 

[Absolut Bitch]

Please Sir, can I have some more ...

 

[Polaroid]

Stop playing with it and just eat it.

 

[American Badger]

"I am sorry, This does not taste like Chicken !"

 

[Louize]

You really must stop finishing so fast

 

[Polaroid]

Don’t just swallow it,.
You have to swirl it around your mouth for a few seconds first

 

[Louize]

If you hold your nose whilst you swallow you won't even taste it

 

[Polaroid]

“For what we are about to receive, may the Lord make us truly thankful…”

 

[American Badger]

"What are you , Some barn animal, STOP eating with your hands !"

 

[Louize]

It's stuck in my teeth, now

 

[Aussie nerd]

There is some extra left overs in the fridge go ahead 😂😂

 

[Louize]

It's very moist today, love

 

[Aussie nerd]

Fish smells rank today please close your legs 😂

 

[Louize]

You should probably wrap that up if you don't want it to go off

 

[Aussie nerd]

Better test that cucumber before you eat it whole

 

[Absolut Bitch]

Whoa, slow down, it's not a race

 

[Inkandtatts]

 

[Louize]

These thighs are juicy

 

[Absolut Bitch]

You want some cream on them buns?

 

[Louize]

Yes, please, just put it all over... Everywhere.

 

[Absolut Bitch]

Oh go on then, I'll try a bit of that

 

[Louize]

Thanks for the invite, but I'm only joining if you make sure to toss the salad this time

 

[Absolut Bitch]

My arse is gonna burn later

 

[Louize]

Did you take lessons for this?

 

[Finn2.0]

Wonderful spread, Grandma

 

[Absolut Bitch]

Dont just sit there looking at it, put it in your mouth

 

[Finn2.0]

It's no surprise Luka is never invited!

 

[Louize]

Get a whiff of this... It's definitely fermented

 

[frying nemo]

god thats a huge one

 

[Absolut Bitch]

Well, that was deceivingly filling

 

[Louize]

I'll take a breast, please, auntie

 

[frying nemo]

thats dripping down my chin yummy

 

[SweetheartAngel]

Please help yourselves there is plenty to go around

 

[ThatRita]

Sorry, but my mom's is better.

 

[FairyxStar_oOo]

TAXI 🚕 !!!!💀💀💀🫧🚕🚕🚕🌙❄️❄️🌟🌟

 

[Louize]

I'm going to hell for this one... @-Luka will spew.

"I like mine a little bit bloody"

 

[-Luka]

I'm going to hell for this one... @-Luka will spew.

"I like mine a little bit bloody"

 

[ban active]

I shall never sit down to a meal like I used to - thanks you lot

 

[ThatRita]

Finger lickin' good.

 

[Louize]

Spit roast, anyone?