What You Can Say At Dinner That You Can Also Say During Sex?

[Louize]

You stuffed the bird rather well

 

[Inkandtatts]

I'd rather taste some cod than this rotten old tuna

 

[Louize]

This was nice, but I still prefer Five Guys

 

[Absolut Bitch]

Just eat it and stop complaining

 

[Inkandtatts]

I usually prefer bigger portions

 

[Louize]

That sausage looks a bit over done

 

[Absolut Bitch]

Looks like you have a little on your chin

 

[Louize]

It's a tad lumpy

 

[Inkandtatts]

Is that stinking bishop or stilton?

 

[Absolut Bitch]

Careful, I dont want you choking

 

[Louize]

Oh yum! Cottage Cheese.

 

[Finn2.0]

What are all these green bits?

 

[Inkandtatts]

Here's a napkin, you pig. You have gravy running down your chin.

 

[Finn2.0]

Louize... what the hell is that monstrosity?

 

[Inkandtatts]

Sit. Stop complaining. It'll be over in an hour.

 

[Absolut Bitch]

Ooh, its got a bit of sweetness to it

 

[Inkandtatts]

It was a bit tough and made my jaw ache but I'm hungry for more

 

[Louize]

Louize... what the hell is that monstrosity?

I expected you to have better manners whilst eating, @Finn2.0

 

[Absolut Bitch]

I want more but I can't move

 

[Louize]

I'll have to undo my trousers and go to another lot