What You Can Say At Dinner That You Can Also Say During Sex?

[Inkandtatts]

****, I'm full

 

[Louize]

That's a nice spread. I'm going to enjoy diving in.

 

[Absolut Bitch]

Don't you dare spit that out

 

[Louize]

How do you know you don't like it if you've never tried it?

 

[Absolut Bitch]

That was good, but I've definitely had better

 

[Louize]

Your family joining us is making me really uncomfortable

 

[Absolut Bitch]

This is delightful, we should do this every Sunday

 

[Louize]

Just hold it in your mouth a second and savour the flavour

 

[Absolut Bitch]

It hasn't risen as much as I'd have liked

 

[Louize]

It's not very firm, is it?

 

[Absolut Bitch]

You should have left it in a bit longer

 

[Louize]

Eat it whilst it's fresh

 

[Absolut Bitch]

Did you wash it first?

 

[Polaroid]

That won't touch the sides
I'm starving

 

[Polaroid]

It hasn’t risen as much as it should have

 

[Absolut Bitch]

You've done yourself proud with that spread

 

[Polaroid]

Do you mind if I watch the game while you finish?

 

[Absolut Bitch]

Stop waving it about. You'll have someone's eye out

 

[Polaroid]

I like it a little pink in the middle

 

[American Badger]

" You know i wont eat this with Ketchup ! "