What You Can Say At Dinner That You Can Also Say During Sex?

[Polaroid]

I apologise, I didn’t take it out in time.

 

[Absolut Bitch]

Please Sir, can I have some more ...

 

[Polaroid]

Stop playing with it and just eat it.

 

[American Badger]

"I am sorry, This does not taste like Chicken !"

 

[Louize]

You really must stop finishing so fast

 

[Polaroid]

Don’t just swallow it,.
You have to swirl it around your mouth for a few seconds first

 

[Louize]

If you hold your nose whilst you swallow you won't even taste it

 

[Polaroid]

“For what we are about to receive, may the Lord make us truly thankful…”

 

[American Badger]

"What are you , Some barn animal, STOP eating with your hands !"

 

[Louize]

It's stuck in my teeth, now

 

[Aussie nerd]

There is some extra left overs in the fridge go ahead 😂😂

 

[Louize]

It's very moist today, love

 

[Aussie nerd]

Fish smells rank today please close your legs 😂

 

[Louize]

You should probably wrap that up if you don't want it to go off

 

[Aussie nerd]

Better test that cucumber before you eat it whole

 

[Absolut Bitch]

Whoa, slow down, it's not a race

 

[Inkandtatts]

 

[Louize]

These thighs are juicy

 

[Absolut Bitch]

You want some cream on them buns?

 

[Louize]

Yes, please, just put it all over... Everywhere.