What's the most useless thing you can do

[Summer X]

I can put my legs behind my head. It may not sound like much but I've never been kidnapped.

 

[Inkandtatts]

^ I can’t do that but I can fit a whole dessert spoon in my mouth. That might not sound much either but it’s a fun party trick.

 

[-MaDDy-]

I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue.
I can also pretend im lisening when im not =3

 

[Lachlan60]

Sticking 2 bananas in each nostril , putting a pair off underpants in my head, and run down the road screaming " WIBBLE" .

 

[Inkandtatts]

Sticking 2 bananas in each nostril , putting a pair off underpants in my head, and run down the road screaming " WIBBLE" .

^ you heard it here first. “WIBBLE” is the Scottish Gaelic mating call

 

[Summer X]

Sticking 2 bananas in each nostril , putting a pair off underpants in my head, and run down the road screaming " WIBBLE" .

That was you?

 

[Deleted member 263960]

(note to self_ invite each poster above^^^ to the next house party)

 

[Deleted member 292068]

Put an empty container of almond milk back into the fridge.

 

[!tulsa!]

I can put my legs behind my head. It may not sound like much but I've never been kidnapped.

😂 5 minutes in the van and they turned around and dropped you back off where they found you huh? 😅😂

 

[!tulsa!]

The most useless thing I can do…. I could argue with a fence post until the sun goes down if it’s wrong about something. Literally talk that fence post into changing its mind for no other reason than to make me shut up.

It’s taken me years to figure out that if there’s one person arguing with an idiot, even if one of them is intelligent, there are then just TWO idiots arguing… I guess you really can learn things in a chat room.

 

[Lachlan60]

That was you?

☺️

 

[Radiation]

Exist. 🤕

 

[Egyabdo]

Going to a store which is well known for having exorbitant products and pretend I didn’t like anything there

 

[SerenityMoon]

I can play the ukulele.

 

[SerenityMoon]

I can hula-hoop.

 

[Variance]

I can beat wordle on 3 attempt 80 percent if the time😆 definitely a useless skill

 

[SallyStitches]

I can fold my tongue….it’s a pretty useless trick, but some folks get mad they can’t do it. 🤷🏻‍♀️

 

[frying nemo]

Sticking 2 bananas in each nostril , putting a pair off underpants in my head, and run down the road screaming " WIBBLE" .

lmfao no way i nearly died laffing at this

 

[SerenityMoon]

I have an account on Chat-Avenue.com

 

[Artsy]

mine is CHAT