What's the most useless thing you can do

[TheDifference]

I can flex my tensor tympani muscle at will which causes an internal roaring sound to be heard in my ear. (This can be heard by anyone when one is yawning.) Apparently it's unusual to be able to do this at any time even when one is not yawning, but it's completely useless, as it's not loud enough to fully drown out annoying people.

Hey, I can do that too! I didn’t realize it was unusual to be able to do it.

 

[Radiation]

Hey, I can do that too! I didn’t realize it was unusual to be able to do it.

I didn't either until just the other day. XD

 

[TheDifference]

I didn't either until just the other day. XD

I can only hold it for like 10 seconds so you’re right, it doesn’t help to drown out annoying people 😂

 

[Akrta]

I DONT THINK SHE HEARD YOU

I can read you though, I'm near sighted, lol.

 

[Elysian✨]

Laughing without showing expressions 🫠

 

[Deleted member 250213]

I can use the word floccinaucinihilipilification in a sentence.

 

[-Luka]

I can use the word floccinaucinihilipilification in a sentence.

well thank you for this I tried to pronounce this word at 4.55am and my bed levitated and flew out the window

 

[Akrta]

well thank you for this I tried to pronounce this word at 4.55am and my bed levitated and flew out the window

Your a wizard Harry Potter

 

[-Luka]

Your a wizard Harry Potter

I have actual magical powers

Or

There are a few moaning myrtles that visit the forums

 

[Akrta]

I have actual magical powers

Or

There are a few moaning myrtles that visit the forums

@Revoltez luka is talking about you

 

[-Luka]

 

[Deleted member 250213]

9. Hitting ‘Clear’ On A Calculator Over and Over Again

Pfft... just type 55378008 in a calculator and turn it upside down.

Other ones to test out are 71011345 and 553851134.

 

[SerenityMoon]

I don't have to click tongs when grilling.

 

[Pinky]

I can stand on one leg like a stork for an excessive length of time. But I have horrible balance and fall over a lot when walking. Dunno why I can stand so long on 1 leg tho. So pointless.

 

[babydolla]

i can scream really loud

 

[DarthErica]

I can recite all the dialogue from The Empire Strikes Back 😂😂

 

[Pinky]

I can recite all the dialogue from The Empire Strikes Back 😂😂

He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.
No, I am your father!
No … that’s not true. That’s impossible!
Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
NooooooooOooooooooooooooo!!

 

[DarthErica]

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor, it is your destiny. Join me and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son!

 

[DarthErica]

He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.
No, I am your father!
No … that’s not true. That’s impossible!
Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
NooooooooOooooooooooooooo!!

I’m the biggest geek here and don’t you forget it lol 😂

 

[SerenityMoon]

I can sit on the back of my own head.