What's the most useless thing you can do

The most useless thing I can do…. I could argue with a fence post until the sun goes down if it’s wrong about something. Literally talk that fence post into changing its mind for no other reason than to make me shut up.

It’s taken me years to figure out that if there’s one person arguing with an idiot, even if one of them is intelligent, there are then just TWO idiots arguing… I guess you really can learn things in a chat room.
 
Going to a store which is well known for having exorbitant products and pretend I didn’t like anything there
 
I can remember the entire layout of almost any town/ and the route to it from where i live after just one visit.

But with the existence of ****** maps, it's kinda useless
 
1. Stopping the Microwave Before it Beeps
2. Pushing The Walk Button A Million Times
3. Checking Behind The Shower Curtain Before You Shower
4. Turning Down The Radio In The Car When We’re Lost
5. Saving A Document Over and Over Again
6. Click The Tongs Before You Use Them
7. Checking the Fridge Again in Case Any New Food Has Appeared
8. Locking Your Car After You Know It’s Already Locked
9. Hitting ‘Clear’ On A Calculator Over and Over Again
10. And more
 
Princessa said:
1. Stopping the Microwave Before it Beeps
2. Pushing The Walk Button A Million Times
3. Checking Behind The Shower Curtain Before You Shower
4. Turning Down The Radio In The Car When We’re Lost
5. Saving A Document Over and Over Again
6. Click The Tongs Before You Use Them
7. Checking the Fridge Again in Case Any New Food Has Appeared
8. Locking Your Car After You Know It’s Already Locked
9. Hitting ‘Clear’ On A Calculator Over and Over Again
10. And more
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That's me in a nutshell
 
I can flex my tensor tympani muscle at will which causes an internal roaring sound to be heard in my ear. (This can be heard by anyone when one is yawning.) Apparently it's unusual to be able to do this at any time even when one is not yawning, but it's completely useless, as it's not loud enough to fully drown out annoying people.
 
Soapie said:
I can remember the entire layout of almost any town/ and the route to it from where i live after just one visit.

But with the existence of ****** maps, it's kinda useless
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Can also draw a fairly good deku scrub from the legend of zelda from memory
 
I AM INNOCENT

Arnold Schwarzenegger Reaction GIF
 
Radiation said:
I can flex my tensor tympani muscle at will which causes an internal roaring sound to be heard in my ear. (This can be heard by anyone when one is yawning.) Apparently it's unusual to be able to do this at any time even when one is not yawning, but it's completely useless, as it's not loud enough to fully drown out annoying people.
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Hey, I can do that too! I didn’t realize it was unusual to be able to do it.
 
I can stand on one leg like a stork for an excessive length of time. But I have horrible balance and fall over a lot when walking. Dunno why I can stand so long on 1 leg tho. So pointless.
 
Pinky said:
He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.
No, I am your father!
No … that’s not true. That’s impossible!
Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
NooooooooOooooooooooooooo!!
I Am Your Father Struggles GIF

Luke Skywalker Reaction GIF
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I’m the biggest geek here and don’t you forget it lol 😂
 
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