What's the most useless thing you can do

I can remember the entire layout of almost any town/ and the route to it from where i live after just one visit.

But with the existence of ****** maps, it's kinda useless
 
1. Stopping the Microwave Before it Beeps
2. Pushing The Walk Button A Million Times
3. Checking Behind The Shower Curtain Before You Shower
4. Turning Down The Radio In The Car When We’re Lost
5. Saving A Document Over and Over Again
6. Click The Tongs Before You Use Them
7. Checking the Fridge Again in Case Any New Food Has Appeared
8. Locking Your Car After You Know It’s Already Locked
9. Hitting ‘Clear’ On A Calculator Over and Over Again
10. And more
 
1. Stopping the Microwave Before it Beeps
2. Pushing The Walk Button A Million Times
3. Checking Behind The Shower Curtain Before You Shower
4. Turning Down The Radio In The Car When We’re Lost
5. Saving A Document Over and Over Again
6. Click The Tongs Before You Use Them
7. Checking the Fridge Again in Case Any New Food Has Appeared
8. Locking Your Car After You Know It’s Already Locked
9. Hitting ‘Clear’ On A Calculator Over and Over Again
10. And more
That's me in a nutshell
 
I can flex my tensor tympani muscle at will which causes an internal roaring sound to be heard in my ear. (This can be heard by anyone when one is yawning.) Apparently it's unusual to be able to do this at any time even when one is not yawning, but it's completely useless, as it's not loud enough to fully drown out annoying people.
 
I can remember the entire layout of almost any town/ and the route to it from where i live after just one visit.

But with the existence of ****** maps, it's kinda useless
Can also draw a fairly good deku scrub from the legend of zelda from memory
 
I can make my right ear temporary deaf lol. (By loud music) (good for sleeping though)
 
I AM INNOCENT

Arnold Schwarzenegger Reaction GIF
 
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