Wins For The Day

I had left-eye surgery over the summer for cataracts, and it's a pretty terrible experience...but not in comparison to other surgeries you could possibly undergo. The actual surgery itself is only five minutes long, but the eye drops prior to and after, then wearing an eye patch for a week are the worst part of it all.

Good luck to ya! The end results will be worth the pain you have to go through, I don't remember a time I've seen this clearly.
You were a pirate for a week???.. where do I get this surgery..I mean I already got the one leg thing. Oh and the rum. The eye patch and parrot is all I'm missing..(how many of us you think reside in the desert?)🤔🤔🤔🤣🤣🤣
 
What I wake up to every day..lol
true detective desert GIF
 
You were a pirate for a week???.. where do I get this surgery..I mean I already got the one leg thing. Oh and the rum. The eye patch and parrot is all I'm missing..(how many of us you think reside in the desert?)🤔🤔🤔🤣🤣🤣
Woman, friends don't let friends go at it alone! You got the one leg and I had the one working eye.

We can both share the rum though. That's how we do! 😎

Talk Like A Pirate Day GIF
 
my ex killed herself this morning in the most ironic way imaginable,

she was drunk, fighting with so-&-so about such-&-such, when she told her current / former luver; * how would you feel if i crashed my car right now, would you miss me if i killed myself? * while on the phone with them…

suddenly, the significant other, a former friend of mine, tells me as they are crying hysterically to me at 3 in the mornin’ that the last thing she said was * oh shitt * as she lost control of her jeep grand cherokee & crashed head on into a pole, accidentally killing herself for real 🙊

…that bitch has no face now, the pole literally went through the driver side wind shield…

let this be a lesson to everyone here that feigns suicide over absolute bullshitt for attention, one day you’re going to fuckk up & accidentally kill yourself for realsies & end up in a closed casket with no fuckin’ face…

woe is me 🖕🏻

peace,
god-bless 🕊️🕊️
 
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