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onion rings. I'm much better with finger foods than something I have to use utensils.

Would you rather a male or female dog if it was a breed you could profit from breeding?
 
Tie I suppose. Both are baby animals, they are similar enough to not have a winner.

Do you keep your butter in the fridge or at room temperature?
 
In the fridge with the bodies

Would you rather see a cow or a horse running at you in the middle of the night?
 
Horse. Cows occasionally come with horns, unicorns have one horn at most. Pokebovinequine come with an indefinite number.

Do you keep your bread in the bread box or the refrigerator?
 
Which would I prefer between the two? Probably a fan... useful in the summer, point it in the opposite direction in the winter.

Would you rather bathe once a week or thrice a day?
 
Wow difficult decision. I would say a fireman. They have more protection when going in a fire to when a policeman is in a situation.

Would you rather Rain or Snow?
 
I was never a fan of hard taco shells. Now that i have braces and can't eat them i love soft taco shells more.

Black olives or Green olives?
 
tbh political talk is sure a recipe for an appetite for destruction... but if I must choose I would go with Republican one.

WYR receive yellow or red roses on your first date?
 
Texting. Could take ages if I start ticing to get a voice message across.

Would you rather ask for help or admit you were wrong?
 
Sky dive. Jaws can't eat you airborne and if it fails you won't feel the impact.

Wyr, buy a dozen things you don't need every time you go shopping or always forget the one thing that you went to the store for?
 
Buy a dozen extra. You can never have too many things.
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If you won the lottery, would you rather take the winnings all at once for a smaller amount, or the entire amount over 20 years?
 
Entire amount over 20 years. I would have no idea what to do with real money, so there's no benefit to having it upfront.

Would you rather wake up an hour earlier than necessary every day or be chronically late?
 
Magnavox 8 track. (I initially was going to vote Baymax until I realized I was illiterate.)

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Would you rather sleep in a hammock or on the ground?
 
on the ground. I'd probably fall out of or hang myself in a hammock.

Would you rather a lengthy staycation or a short vacation?
 
It depends on the distance requirements for each. If I'm required to stay in my home for the staycation, then vacation. If I'm allowed to travel and stay anywhere within say a 100 mile radius for a staycation, then staycation. I'm not staying in this box of sadness for an extended period of time, but if I can camp down the way, then longer is better.

Would you rather camp outside for one month or say with your in-laws for one month?
 
I don't have in-laws but the parents of my interest are awesome. I could stay with them for extended periods no trouble.

Would you rather be covered in chocolate or honey?
 
Chocolate for sure

Would you rather read a physical book or something digital?
 
White

Would you rather have bad cramps or never have to shave again?
 
Vineyard

Would you rather see colors that no one else could see or smell smells that no one else could?
 
Halitosis. Mouths are repulsive, so adding repulse to the repulse is better than just general bad odor everywhere.

Would you rather never watch a movie or never watch a show again?
 
Alone. Corpses start to leak and smell after a duration of time. I have one of those everything proof mattress encasements, but I'm not looking to put it to the test.

Would you rather loose both your sense of smell and taste OR your sense of touch?
 
Sense of touch. I've experienced it and sense of touch is easiest to deal with.
Side note to say... Not being able to feel touch senation is dangerous. Something as basic as not being able to feel the floor under you feet can result in injuries that could require amputation. Tasting food is good and all, but not being able to feel the temperature of your food can result in burns. Interesting choice.
 
Stand. Either of the other two and you wouldn’t be able to do any other physical activities.

Would you rather drive from coast in a skid steer but you can listen to any songs you want, or drive coast to coast in a car but you have to listen to weird Al Yankovic - I’m fat on repeat the entire time?
 
Ex’s name… both are awkward tho tbh.

Would you rather go out bowling on a date or go out to a movie?
 
If there wasn't a limit to how far into the future I'd say see into the future but Probably the ability to change the past would be more helpful.

Would you rather ride a bull or a bronco?
 
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