Would you Rather ?

3s a crowd. 1v1 defo

Would you rather have WYR questions be pretty simple, realistic things. Or the most brain rattling crazy **** you've ever seen and have to genuinely question your morality?
 
Simplistic questions that let you know the person. I believe that is what the thread is about.

Would you rather head lice or pubic lice?
 
Head. More hair to remove them from, but seems like a less unpleasant experience overall.

Would you rather sleep on the side of the bed closest to the door or furthest from the door?
 
Sweet.

Would you rather your food be under salted or over salted (implying that a salt shaker or other method is not readily available to amend the taste)?
 
Sting ray. You can have their barb removed and make them safer to swim with.

Would you rather a salt water pool or a chlorinated pool?
 
Eww .... girls night out. Never had one of those.

Would you rather go out in public with out make up or with out combing your hair?
 
Mild. I enjoy a hot curry as much as the next guy, but with no limit to the hot, the spice can overpower the flavour.

Would you rather be alone on your birthday or Christmas?
 
Birthday. Christmas is for family and friends and would be a huge miss.

Would you rather climb or abseil?
 
Mildly spiced (when it comes to chillies) so I can enjoy the flavour and aroma of OTHER spices (the not hot kind).

Would your rather be very good with languages and speaking/writing OR be very good with numbers and calculations?
 
Numbers and calculations. Maths are universal, where as reading is only fundamental.

Would you rather a DUI or solicitation of prostitution?
 
Sugar free gummy bears. Diabetes runs in the male family I’d rather not risk it.

Fruit for life or vegetables for life?
 
Vegetarian. Cheese is amazing and the vegans haven't figured it out yet.

Would you rather go to someone else's event or host an event?
 
I believe a bear. Both would win but I think I'd have a better chance against a bear, but don't know why.

Would you rather hit train with your car or be hit by a train in your car?
 
Halloween. The upside down is safer when its empty and the monsters are on the prime material plane.

Would you rather Butterfinger or Reeses peanut butter cups?
 
Butterfinger. Can dip in tea. Reese’s are really sickly.

Would you rather receive flowers or chocolates on a date?
 
Soup. Easier to digest if I dislike.

Prefer to watch Prison life documentaries or criminal investigation documentaries?
 
Prison life documentaries. My dads a detective and retired Marine both war movies and cop shows he picks apart the technical directives.

Would you rather have a larger meal for lunch or dinner time.
 
I would rather see a comedy film. I love to laugh. I don't really like anything horror.


Would you rather would like to live in Australia 🦘🙏 or New Zealand?
 
Cactus. Slow speed is undefined so I could stop as soon as I barely touch the pricks.

Would you rather have someone slam into you with a brick wall, or a cactus?
 
I do. Fruits in general are delicious. That is not would you rather question though.

Would you rather get bit by a dog or a cat?
 
Brutal truth, and I would expect the same of them.

Would you rather be blinded by an error of your own doing, or be blind from birth?
 
Blinded by my own doing. Cant blame the world for my mistakes. Although jsyk I wouldn’t do that **** to warrant being blinded 😯

Would you rather have Chinese or Indian food on a dinner date?
 
Oh Guinea pig only because we had them when I was a child (1 year ago)

Kardashians or Osbournes for dinner guests?
 
I would rather be a Naval Aviator.


Go NAVY!



Would you rather want to be swimming in the ocean 🌊 or a lake?
 
I would rather have a crunchy snack.

Would you rather have a nice warm soft with cinnamon pretzel 🥨 or a regular crunchy pretzel? 🥨
 
Chinese food
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Would you rather have Italian food for dinner tonight or French food tonights dinner?
 
Would you rather marry Princessa or BritishAnProud?
Keep my name out of your mouth bully. Leave me alone I guess you can't understand English leave me alone stop saying my name. How many times do I have to tell you to leave me alone? Way too many. You are a bully and a troll and rude and mean leave me alone Creed. Stop it now you are harassing me and attacking me and bullying.
 
Would you rather meet Princessa or British and Proud?
@Samwise please help me. Thank you kindly in advance.

Creed keeps repeating the same question over and over.

He keeps asking the same question he's attacking me harassing me bullying me. I had told Creed to leave me alone many times and you know that. Please tell Cree to leave me alone since he won't listen to me. Creed is a bully.

When somebody like me says please stop saying my name or bringing up my name or talking about me and they keep doing that it's called harassment I have told him over and over again to leave me alone please. Creed will not leave me alone.
 
Share drinks. I have many questions about that question…

Would you rather down(dunk/sink) 3 jaegerbombs or 3 curdled vodka jelly shots??
 
Would you rather down(dunk/sink) 3 jaegerbombs or 3 curdled vodka jelly shots??
Jagerbombs.

I have many questions about that question…
Don't be shy. And don't worry, I'll make it even more weird.

Would you rather brush your teeth with a toothbrush that someone else just used, or chew gum that someone else just chewed? (The someone can be a someone of your choosing.)
 
Jagerbombs.


Don't be shy. And don't worry, I'll make it even more weird.

Would you rather brush your teeth with a toothbrush that someone else just used, or chew gum that someone else just chewed? (The someone can be a someone of your choosing.)
Haha again the inspection side of me was like “why share either; then I thought was the intention relating to different scenarios so was confused. I confused myself and as often does happen, annoyed myself. 🤣



Eeeee what a vile proposition. I guess I’d say toothbrush. Floss could be more subject to infections because it can cut. With toothbrush you can ease your pace to clean?
I also don’t want to talk about this again because am fumin.

Would you rather go dairy free for a week or meat free for a week?
 
Meat free. That's easy to do but no cheese??

Would you rather handle a snake or handle a tarantula?
 
Boiled vegetables as long as they're not overcooked.

Would you rather run a marathon or walk up the stairs of the world's tallest building?
 
Stairs. Basically anything is better than running in my book.

Would you rather get bit by a spider 10 times or a mosquito 50 times? (For the purposes of this question, neither would cause injuries serious enough to warrant medical intervention.)
 
I would rather get bit by a spider 10 times.

Would you rather have a Frito pie or a funnel cake?
 
Would you rather be stuck underwater for two minutes or go three days without any liquid?
I can def train to stay underwater for 2 mins.. I can stay under for a long time I forgot what my number was. Over a minute. So with training I can get 2.

Would you rather go on a cruise or an island vacation
 
Massage 😭

What would you rather, read the book series or watch the movie about the book series?
 
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