The Yes/No Game

My question: if a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around to hear, does it make a sound?
 
Yes i do i read mine all the time.

Have you ever spoke nasty about a family member behind their back and not felt bad about it?
 
Yes i do i read mine all the time.

Have you ever spoke nasty about a family member behind their back and not felt bad about it?
Yes. My aunt is a bag of d!cks.

Do you buy into the “three second rule” when you drop foodstuffs?
 
YES to vegans. You can’t plead all this “don’t hurt animals for food” etc etc and then kill the rats and mice that just want food!

Do you have too much time on your hands?
 
thank god ur ok with vegetarians! im sorry but i will happily kill a rat or mouse
life or death situation
its me or them


not right now but summers im such a free boy

have u ever had a dream about going to tesco
 
Yes all the time as i work there 😅😅

Have you ever stubbed your toe off the side of the bed and cried?
 
Yes. Especially with ingrown toenails it is murder.

Do you ever follow the rules in a game?
 
Yes. Especially with ingrown toenails it is murder.

Do you ever follow the rules in a game?
Yes. Or almost always. When the Game of Life tries to saddle me with two cars full of children, I say, “NOT TODAY.”

Do you enjoy rollercoasters?
 
Yea course i would i mean i can buy new feet right? 😂😂

Have you ever made a bet against a friend and lost and did you have to do a forfit?
 
Yea course i would i mean i can buy new feet right? 😂😂

Have you ever made a bet against a friend and lost and did you have to do a forfit?
I've certainly made and lost bets, but I've never forfeited. Fortunately, the stakes have always been more amusing than punitive.

Have you ever paid for anything of decent value entirely in coin change?
 
Yes, if £50 is considered decent value.

It was ages ago when petrol was mildly affordable. The a-hole in the garage wouldn’t let me off with a penny so the next time I paid a visit, I took a mix of £1, £2 and 50p coins and put £50.02 in my car.

Have you ever worked a job you hate for longer than a year just because the money was good?
 
Yes, if £50 is considered decent value.

It was ages ago when petrol was mildly affordable. The a-hole in the garage wouldn’t let me off with a penny so the next time I paid a visit, I took a mix of £1, £2 and 50p coins and put £50.02 in my car.

Have you ever worked a job you hate for longer than a year just because the money was good?
I currently work at a grody gay bar where I have to deal with lecherous old men with balls that dangle like a Newton's cradle between their knees. I stay because the tips are EPIC. So yes.

Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
 
No but im sure you're super cute 🥰

Have you ever dreamt about someone you shouldnt have and told them?
 
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