I’m more shocked that she’s only embarrassed by one of her exesI’m cackling that @MissMotive was so embarrassed by her ex that she had to stay home for a bit.
I’m more shocked that she’s only embarrassed by one of her exesI’m cackling that @MissMotive was so embarrassed by her ex that she had to stay home for a bit.
I work at a bar. So yes.No. Not for lack of trying. RIP Karen McCrone. She’s not dead. She just got old.
Did you ever get down and dirty in school/at work?
Yes. The last guy I hooked up with. I was certain he said his name was Marcus. Apparently it was Cameron. Accidents happen.My poor dad, yes
Ever called a lover someone else’s name by accident?
No but I did break up with someone on Christmas Day via text.Yes. The last guy I hooked up with. I was certain he said his name was Marcus. Apparently it was Cameron. Accidents happen.
Have you ever broken up with someone simply because they were bad in the sack?
No they wouldnt fit 😂No but I might put my man in it if he does that again
Have you ever worn someone else’s underwear ?
not gonna answer that but wtf lmao, this should be in adult section imo
Yes. Too often.Have you ever embarrassed yourself in public
I have stitches at the moment, in fact.No is that even a thing?
Have you ever had stitches?
many timesNo
Have you ever embarrassed someone on purpose?
Yes. I’m allergic to strawberries, annoyingly.Yes, many times (you have to include ‘yes’ or ‘no’ in the answer 🙂 )
Have you ever had an allergic reaction?
So I can’t offer you strawberries and cream 🙁I’m allergic to strawberries, annoyingly.
You can certainly offer, if you’re willing to offer some mouth-to-mouth thereafter.So I can’t offer you strawberries and cream 🙁
Yes, many times. Anxiety is my oldest friend. 😂Have you ever had a panic attack?
Only once. I was in the States, actually, in a rental with my brother, and after flipping the bloke off he followed our car for over an hour. Never again.Yes when people can’t park in the lines. I can’t help it. It’s like a red rag to a bull
Have you ever overtaken someone on the inside, on the motorway, because they’re in the fast lane when the middle lane is clear - and given them the middle finger as you pass them?
No. Though I have replaced in my mum’s phone the word ‘now’ with “meow.”No. No. No.
Have you ever messed with someone’s autocorrect so every time they type their name, they get (aka Twat) after it?
Eg. John Smith (aka Twat)
Yes. Though I also don’t necessarily buy into the idea that people are good or bad. I think we all have things about ourselves that are good and bad.Yes, all the time. Cake is the best dinner.
Would you consider yourself a good person?
No thats literally my job to watch for people who that 😂😂No, I’ve only ever resigned. I now fire people at will
Have you ever gone through a self checkout and scanned an orange as an onion because they’re cheaper ?
I’m currently suffering from it, yes.Yes. It was an embarrassing CD I bought in ASDA. I put it under my jacket hiding it so no-one saw what I was buying and forgot to pay for it. I almost went back but got too scared in case I was arrested. I was just a wee lad.
Have you ever suffered unrequited love?
Yes i spent 10 years in one engaged for 2 was a weight lifted when we broke up.I’m currently suffering from it, yes.
Have you ever stayed in a relationship that made you unhappy, simply because you were comfortable or too afraid to leave?
Nope.No but I fancy a lot of partners
Have you ever had fleas ?
Yeah, I got headlice as a kid.Nope.
Have you ever had lice? In any region?
(Frankly duplicate questions are great, since new folks can answer, so do not apologise, my guy!)Yeah, I got headlice as a kid.
Have you ever cheated on a partner? (Apologies if this has come up before, I don't want to read the whole thread)
Replace banoffee pie with cheesecake and yes I have. No shame.(Frankly duplicate questions are great, since new folks can answer, so do not apologise, my guy!)
No, I haven’t. Been cheated on by multiple guys, though. Men are trash. 😘
Have you ever gotten drunk and eaten an entire banoffee pie on your own?
Living near or with you would put me in an asylum.Yes. Always felt a right tit. I’ve also pulled when I should have pushed
Have you ever/would you ever put washing up liquid in the cistern of a toilet in your workplace?
I have, but then I try to compliment people whether they're having a bad day or not.Living near or with you would put me in an asylum.
No. I haven’t. Because I’m not a hooligan.
Have you ever complimented someone you didn’t know, simply because you knew they were having a bad day?
Nah. My hatred is always well-informed. And intense.No, I don't like yoghurt. Sue me
Have you ever started irrationally hating a long-term friend for no apparent reason?
Unabashedly yes. What else am I supposed to do when I’m tending to business? Gosh.No, not right now but I will in about 20 minutes.
Do you ever answer threads on here while sitting on the toilet?
Well, I am vegetarian, so yes. 🤪No I enjoy meat too much
Would you ever go vegetarian?
Yep. I made Brussel sprout and ricotta flatbreads.Yes and the evil beast stole my fish!
Are you cooking tonight?
Yes unless it’s in a vacuumMy question: if a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around to hear, does it make a sound?
Yes. My aunt is a bag of d!cks.Yes i do i read mine all the time.
Have you ever spoke nasty about a family member behind their back and not felt bad about it?
Yes. Or almost always. When the Game of Life tries to saddle me with two cars full of children, I say, “NOT TODAY.”Yes. Especially with ingrown toenails it is murder.
Do you ever follow the rules in a game?
I've certainly made and lost bets, but I've never forfeited. Fortunately, the stakes have always been more amusing than punitive.Yea course i would i mean i can buy new feet right? 😂😂
Have you ever made a bet against a friend and lost and did you have to do a forfit?
I currently work at a grody gay bar where I have to deal with lecherous old men with balls that dangle like a Newton's cradle between their knees. I stay because the tips are EPIC. So yes.Yes, if £50 is considered decent value.
It was ages ago when petrol was mildly affordable. The a-hole in the garage wouldn’t let me off with a penny so the next time I paid a visit, I took a mix of £1, £2 and 50p coins and put £50.02 in my car.
Have you ever worked a job you hate for longer than a year just because the money was good?
Nah I don't get continuously drunk. I just pee a lot.Yes. I have a bag of popcorn for the occasion.
Ever woke up and are still drunk from the night before? Maybe it's just me... Right now.
Are you currently questioning Apollo’s sanity?
No. In the words of Prince “I wanna be your lover. I wanna be the only one that makes you come running…”Yes, I'm lonely. Help
Do you want to be my friend?
Yes because they said they didn’t like sausage rolls 💀No. In the words of Prince “I wanna be your lover. I wanna be the only one that makes you come running…”
Ever bought a homeless person some food and regretted it?
Yep. Luckily I was out with friends who did remember who I was and where I lived..Yes because they said they didn’t like sausage rolls 💀
You ever been so drunk you forgot your own name