Offensive jokes thread

[Akrta]

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[.Princessa]

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wax on wax off karate kid lol

 

[SerenityMoon]

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle - So basically she is wet all the time but still doesn't get to ride anything

 

[-Luka]

What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?

In trouble.

 

[SerenityMoon]

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza?

a pizza doesn't scream when you throw it in the oven

 

[Kasphero]

I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"

My parents did that before when they visited America 😂

 

[Deleted member 282985]

If you were on a bus load of f****s woud you stay on or get off @Samwise

 

[SerenityMoon]

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My Bike.

 

[Deleted member 282985]

If you walked into a room full of d*cks how many would you choke on

 

[TheJessica]

What did the zombie say to the wh'ore?
Keep the tip.

 

[Deleted member 263960]

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[Akrta]

What did John Rolfe say to Pocahontas before they got married?

Stockholm syndrome is pretty nice this time of year.

 

[Radiation]

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[Creed101]

Donald J. Trump.

 

[SerenityMoon]

I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

 

[Mike62UK]

The height of cruelty is....giving a Thalidomide victim a firework to hold at arms length

 

[SerenityMoon]

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.

He later told me it was the most violent book he’d ever read.

 

[-Luka]

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[SerenityMoon]

Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.

 

[Bread.]

@Luka so white he got a fair trial
@Luka so white it takes 64 Lukas to make one full blooded chief87
@Luka so white he thinks Doritos are Mexican food