Offensive jokes thread

[Akrta]

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[-Luka]

Hannah Faye’s “best life” is like a Ferrari.

She doesn’t have a Ferrari.

💁🏼‍♂️

 

[Bread.]

what do you call one mexican playing basketball with another mexican
juan on juan

What do a condom and a coffin have in common. They both hold something stiff but one is coming and one is going

How many knees do men have ? 3. A left knee, a right knee, and a we knee.

 

[Pandora]

In the spirit of pride month:

There's a new drug out for lesbians who suffer from depression...........its called Trycoxagin.

 

[ßrøωη Єyєđ Gιrł]

How do non-binary people commit murder?

They slash them.

 

[Bread.]

Its a they/them JOKE LOLLLL

 

[BlackLivesMatter]

I voted no but should change my vote. I never go to chat anymore but it would be fun to troll a Jesus room.
You know if you live without sin Jesus died for nothing.
Question, Why did God create man?
Answer, Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
I got a million of them.

Banned on sight when the room is up and running for that comment. 🤣

I take my trolling seriously. I was the first Lesbian Chat Troll.
Question why did God create man before woman?
Answer because he did not want someone nagging him about his new creation.

Why was Jesus not born in America?
Answer, because it was impossible to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

 

[Bread.]

There are 3 things you can see on earth from the moon. One is the great wall of China and the other 2 are my huge balls lol OWNED

 

[Pandora]

Most bald people still own combs.............they just can't part with it.

 

[Deleted member 250213]

Santa Claus decided to stay clear of Indonesia during the Christmas period in 2004.

Instead he gave them a huge wave.

Santa Claus decided to stay clear of Indonesia during the Christmas period in 2004.

Instead he gave them a huge wave.

Come here ya focking ginger 🤣🤣🤣

What is the difference between a jewellery thief and a peeping tom?

One snatches watches, while the other one watches... you get the idea

 

[Crumb]

What do you get when you cross human DNA with goat DNA?

Asked to leave the petting zoo. 🐐

 

[Deleted member 307158]

What is better than winning a silver medal at the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

 

[jimmy115]

How long does it take to paint a wall red?

It depends on how hard you throw the babies

 

[Creed101]

Trump. 😂

 

[jimmy115]

If a black man and a jew jump from the roof who will fall first?

The black man because the chains are heavier then dust

 

[Little Darcy]

What's the difference between a fridge and a butthole?

A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out

 

[Deleted member 308262]

Uh, not the butthole here too.

 

[BlackLivesMatter]

2 drunks and a peado walk into a bar
The bartender says what will it be H.R. and Dess? And for you Darian let me guess a flaming virgin?

 

[dannwuk]

What do you call 2 Chinese lesbians? Migeater

What do you do if you see Jesus in the street? Hand him a bible and say "Jesus Christ, this is your life"

 

[Promethean]

My offensive jokes almost caused a fight in the real world. They'd get me banned from here.