The Yes/No Game

No. Toodles is a lost cause.

Do you think Toodles will ever be my friend?

Yes, because you have a penis (reasonably fair assumption that you do)

Does it make you cringe to refer to the biologically correct names of body parts?
 
Is that a panda sitting on a lad’s face? And you say you’re the panda? Stop derailing this thread!

Can we get this thread back on track?
 
Yes

Have you ever walked into a lamp post while staring at the most beautiful human being you’ve ever seen?
 
Yes. The lamppost was reflective

Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Yes. My brother threw a croquet mallet at my head when I was a child. Boink.

Have you yourself ever knocked someone else unconscious?
 
No i work in tescos i come home super excited because i left that place for the day!

Do you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?
 
Yes. All the bloody time. I’m so forgetful and my memory is so poor

Do you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?
 
Yes i did have a good day 😀

Have you ever been so hungover you cant remember what happnd the night before?
 
Yes. My 21st birthday. My sister had a video of me pretending a bush was a boat and I don’t remember it

Have you ever done something you regret while drunk?
 
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