The Yes/No Game

Yes i walk to and from work 5 days a week so can that be counted as exercise? and then walk 5k on my days off.

Do you currently have a gym membership?
 
No. Don’t do drugs, naughty boy. If you want me to strip, you just have to ask

Have you ever performed in a strip show ?
 
Yes extremely and I lose bladder control if I’m tickled too much

Are you a member of the mile high club?
 
Have you ever unknowingly walked in on someone either having sex or enjoying some solo time?

No, but if it was unknowingly then they wouldn’t be doing it right and I wouldn’t know


Have you ever lied to get a job?

No, I’d give myself away

Have you ever spat in someone’s tea?

No but I’ve intentionally put salt in it when it should have been sugar


Is someone pissing you off at work today?
 
Yes, my boss. He'll get my resignation tomorrow

Have you ever posted anything on that popular social media site that rhymes with Chase Look at makes you think "man, shouldn't have posted that"?
 
No, and I can't really swim, let alone underwater, so I don't think I want to either

Do you cry often?
Often? No. But sometimes a good cry will sort me out, I won’t lie.

Do you know how to play Chess?
 
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