The Yes/No Game

Yes but to be fair I was experimenting and figuring myself out.

Have you ever got s fine and not paid it?
 
never skydived

have u ever been so jealous about someone/something that youve been sorely disappointed in yourself and embarrassed
 
absolutely not there's nothing more i hate/have hated in my entire life

do you want to see supagad and toodles marry?
 
Yes this wedding needs to happen 😃

Have you ever rang in "sick" for work but went out drinking instead?
 
Yes but it’s ok because my HR lady knows not to question the boss

Do you think @toodles can re-learn how to use punctuation?
 
Finn2.0 said:
No. Toodles is a lost cause.

Do you think Toodles will ever be my friend?
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Yes, because you have a penis (reasonably fair assumption that you do)

Does it make you cringe to refer to the biologically correct names of body parts?
 
Is that a panda sitting on a lad’s face? And you say you’re the panda? Stop derailing this thread!

Can we get this thread back on track?
 
Yes

Have you ever walked into a lamp post while staring at the most beautiful human being you’ve ever seen?
 
Finn2.0 said:
Yes. The lamppost was reflective

Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
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Yes. My brother threw a croquet mallet at my head when I was a child. Boink.

Have you yourself ever knocked someone else unconscious?
 
No i work in tescos i come home super excited because i left that place for the day!

Do you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?
 
Yes. All the bloody time. I’m so forgetful and my memory is so poor

Do you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?
 
Yes i did have a good day 😀

Have you ever been so hungover you cant remember what happnd the night before?
 
Yes. My 21st birthday. My sister had a video of me pretending a bush was a boat and I don’t remember it

Have you ever done something you regret while drunk?
 
Yes i walk to and from work 5 days a week so can that be counted as exercise? and then walk 5k on my days off.

Do you currently have a gym membership?
 
No. Don’t do drugs, naughty boy. If you want me to strip, you just have to ask

Have you ever performed in a strip show ?
 
Yes extremely and I lose bladder control if I’m tickled too much

Are you a member of the mile high club?
 
Jackobeem said:
Have you ever unknowingly walked in on someone either having sex or enjoying some solo time?
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No, but if it was unknowingly then they wouldn’t be doing it right and I wouldn’t know


JenRock said:
Have you ever lied to get a job?
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No, I’d give myself away

JenRock said:
Have you ever spat in someone’s tea?
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No but I’ve intentionally put salt in it when it should have been sugar


Is someone pissing you off at work today?
 
Yes, my boss. He'll get my resignation tomorrow

Have you ever posted anything on that popular social media site that rhymes with Chase Look at makes you think "man, shouldn't have posted that"?
 
Jackobeem said:
No, and I can't really swim, let alone underwater, so I don't think I want to either

Do you cry often?
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Often? No. But sometimes a good cry will sort me out, I won’t lie.

Do you know how to play Chess?
 
Finn2.0 said:
Yes, the ladders take you up, the snakes bring you down

Have you ever had major surgery?
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Recently, in fact, on my brain.

Have you ever visited a country outside of your home country?
 
Finn2.0 said:
Yes. I once took my laptop on a train journey to Manchester. Gave me terrible motion sickness

Have you ever sent food back in a restaurant?
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I have, but as a general rule I only send food back if it’s essentially inedible (e.g. undercooked poultry), otherwise I’ll grin and bear it.

Have you ever bullied another person?
 
Yes. There’s no excuse for it at all, ever.

Do you think bad people are born bad?
 
9/10 No they arent , its how they are raised i would say.

Have you ever eaten something from the bin ( waste paper basket )
 
Irish_lady said:
noo eww ive been been that hungry.

Have you ever taken praise for someone eles work?
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No. I actually believe this to be one of the most vile things someone can do, and I am always happy to redirect that praise to where it’s due.

In group projects, were you ever the dead weight who barely contributed?
 
No i was the autocratic person and set goals and shouted at the dead weighters.

Have you ever been in an ambulance
 
Inkandtatts said:
No, but if it was unknowingly then they wouldn’t be doing it right and I wouldn’t know




No, I’d give myself away



No but I’ve intentionally put salt in it when it should have been sugar


Is someone pissing you off at work today?
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😂😂 is it that obvious? I thought I hid it better
 
Yes if it's a cold drink. Not so much if I want a cuppa

Do you swear/curse frequently?
 
no, had an earring when i was younger but gave up

have you ever cried @ the thought of losing someone even though tyou hadn't lost them?
 
Yes

Have you ever stopped your car just to drool over someone and, in your head, married them and had their babies in the space of 5 minutes ?
 
no i dont stop unless im at my destination or crashed
sometimes dont even stop for the latter 😊

have you showered today
 
Hassy said:
Have you ever gotten into someone else's car thinking its yours
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Hahaha. Yes I have. Exact same car but, in my defence, it was on the car park and he’d left his car unlocked.

Have you ever lost your car on a car park and wondered around aimlessly looking for it?
 
Inkandtatts said:
Hahaha. Yes I have. Exact same car but, in my defence, it was on the car park and he’d left his car unlocked.

Have you ever lost your car on a car park and wondered around aimlessly looking for it?
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Regrettably, this is my experience every time I park my vehicle.

We know @Inkandtatts showers religiously (your skin must be so dry), but do you ever skip bathing for a day or two?
 
@Supgad No, never. Oils and oats are the key to keeping moist.

@toodles because I’m a dirty boy and need multiple showers every day. Second edit: to put you out of your misery 🤣 I had my morning shower then showered after the gym.


Have you ever shared a bath with someone else?
 
astroraiken said:
Have you ever drank your own blood?
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@Supgad’s answer was Yes and that he uses his mouth as a plug to stop bleeding but he’s never consumed large volumes of blood

Mine was that, whenever I get a cut, I stick it in my mouth.

Jesus, @Supgad. Bros who post together and delete together stay together.

So, we’ll go with your question:

Do you brush your teeth in the shower?
 
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