Offensive jokes thread

[-Luka]

Did you hear about the racist Mexican?

He joined the que que que.

 

[SerenityMoon]

What do Nikes have in common with the KKK?

They both make black people run faster.

 

[redcrazykid]

Ask me about my weiner.

 

[Akrta]

Ask me about my weiner.

It's nonexistent

 

[redcrazykid]

Uh... aren't you supposed to tell a joke?

 

[Akrta]

Uh... aren't you supposed to tell a joke?

That was the joke.

 

[redcrazykid]

I figured. Hah.

 

[SerenityMoon]

Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans?
They give them gas.

 

[SerenityMoon]

I was talking to this hot holocaust survivor the other day so I asked her for her number.

 

[Akrta]

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wax on wax off karate kid lol

 

[SerenityMoon]

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle - So basically she is wet all the time but still doesn't get to ride anything

 

[-Luka]

What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?

In trouble.

 

[SerenityMoon]

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza?

a pizza doesn't scream when you throw it in the oven

 

[Kasphero]

I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"

My parents did that before when they visited America 😂

 

[Mrs Man]

If you were on a bus load of f****s woud you stay on or get off @Samwise

 

[SerenityMoon]

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My Bike.

 

[Mrs Man]

If you walked into a room full of d*cks how many would you choke on

 

[TheJessica]

What did the zombie say to the wh'ore?
Keep the tip.

 

[H.R. PufnStuf]

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