Offensive jokes thread

[Akrta]

What did John Rolfe say to Pocahontas before they got married?

Stockholm syndrome is pretty nice this time of year.

 

[Radiation]

 

[Creed101]

Donald J. Trump.

 

[SerenityMoon]

I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

 

[Mike62UK]

The height of cruelty is....giving a Thalidomide victim a firework to hold at arms length

 

[SerenityMoon]

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.

He later told me it was the most violent book he’d ever read.

 

[-Luka]

👀👀👀

 

[SerenityMoon]

Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.

 

[Bread.]

@Luka so white he got a fair trial
@Luka so white it takes 64 Lukas to make one full blooded chief87
@Luka so white he thinks Doritos are Mexican food

 

[-Luka]

The chili Doritos are deffo Mexican because they be packing heat.

 

[SerenityMoon]

Wife: I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.

 

[Bread.]

The chili Doritos are deffo Mexican because they be packing heat.

They aren't the only Mexican things packing 😌

 

[SerenityMoon]

Q: “What’s black and white and red all over?”
A: “A crushed nun!”

Q: “What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?”
A: Slow natives.”

 

[Deleted member 303204]

A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can't cut me down," the tree exclaims, "I'm a talking tree!" The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."

 

[Bread.]

Q: “What’s that brown stuff between an elephants toes?”

A: boba fett

 

[JosephTheMainMan]

Less of a joke but an offensive joke I said when I was still awake early.
It was awake bout 8am and I still hadn't slept.

I said something along the lines of "another hour and 11 minutes, it will be 9:11am. The only tragedy being that I am still awake."

 

[Mrs Man]

@H.R. PufnStuf @hardcore was taken and @Boba Fett go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, @H.R. PufnStuf wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" @hardcore was taken wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. @Boba Fett wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

 

[Akrta]

I’ve deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone. Now it’s Hans free.

 

[Akrta]

A butcher accidentally backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work that day.

 

[abiiiii]

Share your favorite dark or offensive jokes! Sensitive/easily offended people should probably close thread.

I will start with a few of my favorites:

who are the fastest readers in the world?













the people who worked in the twin towers,they went through 86 stories in 10 seconds