The Vending Machine

[Poppyanna]

I don't splash out that much on an outfit. I buy second hand clothes : )

You get your worn out shoes heeled.

I put in £2.00

 

[emileh]

You get a BLT sandwich.

I put in £65

 

[Poppyanna]

Yummy! I'm starving : )

You get 65 throw away cigerette lighters, in various colours and designs.

I put in 50p.

 

[emileh]

You get a Porsche key without any means of identifying the car it fits.

I put in £5.99

 

[Poppyanna]

You get a fake Gucci purse from China 😲

I put in 1p

 

[emileh]

You get two old 1/2 p pieces.

I put in £250

 

[abiiiii]

You get two old 1/2 p pieces.

I put in £250

You get a painting licked by Ariana grande


I put in $3.47

 

[emileh]

You get the ashes of a painting by Banksy.

I put in £55

 

[abiiiii]

You get the ashes of a painting by Banksy.

I put in £55

You get Matthew Perrys ashes

I put in $57.92

 

[emileh]

You get a cubic zirconia pendant on a silver plated chain

I put in £7.50

 

[abiiiii]

You get a cubic zirconia pendant on a silver plated chain

I put in £7.50

You get a water bottle with Lunas's face on it

I put in $4.28

 

[emileh]

You get a packet of mint clubs

I put in £12.75

 

[-Luka]

you get a pack of cigarettes solely to piss off @Finn2.0 because he can’t get them at that price.

I put in 50 Turkish lira

 

[emileh]

Cigarettes? I'll double the pain and destroy them in front of his eyes.

You get a massage from a burly Turkish woman.

I put in one Yap stone

 

[-Luka]

You get yapped at by a poodle for being a skintflint.

I put in the Crown Jewels.

 

[emileh]

You get Thomas Blood carrying a big sack.

I put in 1kg of rhodium

 

[-Luka]

You get a platinum jewellery set.

I put in 1 pea.

 

[emileh]

You get a plate full of mushy peas and gravy

I put in a talent

 

[Poppyanna]

You get a bloody good show !

I put in a padded bra 😁

 

[abiiiii]

You get a bloody good show !

I put in a padded bra 😁

you get shredded cheese

i put in a dead rat

 

[emileh]

You get flies and maggots

I put in a sesterce

 

[Poppyanna]

What is a sesterce ? 😂
You get a dictionary to look that word up ! 😁

I put in a garden pea (frozen)

 

[emileh]

It's an old Roman unit of currency

You get a bag of frozen sweetcorn

I put in a denarius

 

[Creed101]

You get 5$ possibly.

I go put inside a goat.

 

[emileh]

You get a kid and a block of goat cheese

I put in a groat

 

[Soapie]

The bottom opens and You get an arrow to the knee

I put in a printed photo of a fat cat

 

[emileh]

You get the tangerine baboon sitting on your lap

I put in a doubloon

 

[Poppyanna]

You a get a double baboon : )

I put in a toe nail..

 

[Soapie]

You get the tangerine baboon sitting on your lap

I put in a doubloon

(Ignoring the flow for a sec, the actual baboon or the freaky spider, cause those are 2 very different outcomes)

You get some nail clippers

I put in a frog in a cowboy hat

 

[LostCause.]

You get a snake in your boot.

I put in an apple, what do I get?

 

[jeez]

You get slapped.

I put in $300

 

[emileh]

(Ignoring the flow for a sec, the actual baboon or the freaky spider, cause those are 2 very different outcomes)

You get some nail clippers

I put in a frog in a cowboy hat

The tangerine baboon is that nasty disgrace to humanity called Trump.

@jeez you get a knock off Rolex watch.

I put in a paisa

 

[Soapie]

The tangerine baboon is that nasty disgrace to humanity called Trump.

(Well thats unfortunate, I wanted a baboon 😕)

 

[Creed101]

I put @Soapie and a Baboon inside.

 

[abiiiii]

I put @Soapie and a Baboon inside.

u get 33 years in prison


i put in an expired can of pasta sauce

 

[emileh]

You get food poisoning.

I put in a banana leaf.

 

[LostCause.]

You get nacatamales.

I put in my time, what do I get?

 

[emileh]

Nothing. No thanks, no acknowledgement.

I put in a stater.

 

[-Luka]

You get the lyre of Orpheus.

I put in an electric blanket

 

[Creed101]

You get no power.

I put in @NorCal & @Realxavier. I get?

 

[Realxavier]

Two free loaders eating ur chicken wings

I’d put in an oz of gas kush

 

[Creed101]

You get og farts.

I put a goat in.

Two free loaders eating ur chicken wings

I’d put in an oz of gas kush

 

[emileh]

You get a headbutt

I put in a piece of quartz

 

[Apollo]

You get a feisty cat.


$4000

 

[DontCostYaNuffin]

You get a vaginoplasty.

I put in a piastre.

 

[emileh]

You get a blinged up jacket

£75

 

[.Princessa]

You get a breakfast, lunch, and dinner at a very fancy restaurant of your choice for 8 months. Any restaurants you wanted to go.

I put in 1 billion dollars. What do I get? Please and thank you kindly. 🙂 Have a lovely Saturday.

You get a blinged up jacket

£75

 

[Finn2.0]

You get banned

I put in Apollo’s feisty cat

 

[LostCause.]

You get a feisty rooster.

I put in Saturday.

 

[.Princessa]

You get a feisty rooster.

I put in Saturday.

You get a day spa retreat anywhere you want in the 50 states in the USA. You get to pick where it will be. Followed by lots of flowers that you love. Lots of chocolate candy of your choice or chocolate cake.
A massage, nails done, lunch, meditation, yoga, pilates, some of your awesome music 🎵 🎶 that is your favorite. A time for yourself. You will get some beautiful nice candles have your favorite scent.And anything the spa retreat does you would get on a beautiful Saturday in Paradise. You get to spend the night there as well. You would not even want to leave because the beautiful place. Have fun at your spa retreat. All smiles and all good. Just relax! You're a beautiful person. Just have fun! And you will get it a $28,000 gift card for next time you come to this place that you love. Enjoy your special day at the spa resort retreat. Just treat yourself. Have a lovely day. Happy Saturday! Be well and be safe always. All the best. Now doesn't that sound great all of this I said. It sure does to me. Happy Saturday again and again and again!


I put 1 trillion dollars in. What do I get?

 

[LostCause.]

A refund.

I put in the sun.

 

[Apollo]

You get an eclipse and a bunch of idiots staring at you.

I put in a toe nail

 

[emileh]

You get athlete's foot.

I put in some earwax

 

[Apollo]

You get an ear infection

I put in $31

 

[Finn2.0]

You get Princessa and $30.99 change

I put in some bread

 

[Apollo]

You get @Bread. singing in your ear

I put in a hot dog

 

[emileh]

You get a packet of hot dog rolls and a pot of english mustard.

I put in some asparagus

 

[Apollo]

You get 300 pounds of fat added into your body

I put in a strand of hair

 

[emileh]

You go bald.

I put in a roman coin

 

[-Luka]

You get Daniella.

I put in salt and vinegar crisps

 

[emileh]

You get Sang.

I put in an acorn

 

[-Luka]

You get an oak tree.

I put in a chat magazine

 

[emileh]

You get Jedward bending your ear for a day.

I put in a shrew

 

[.Princessa]

You get a zoo full of animals. It's overwhelming and over flowing with way too many animals, and not enough staff to help out the zoo.


I put in my Starbucks medicine ball drink. What do I get? 🤔 😁

 

[-Luka]

A decaf cold americano 😟

I put in a tub of butter

 

[emileh]

You get a deep fried pie.

I put in a piece of 90% cocoa dark chocolate

 

[Apollo]

You get a grande mocha iced coffee from Starbucks

$4

 

[Creed101]

You become Cm.

I put in Ice Cream.

 

[Finn2.0]

You lose the ability to tag

I put in @Inkandtatts jock strap

 

[emileh]

You get an ice cream headache

I put in three coffee beans

 

[punkyhepburn]

You get a trip to the bathroom

I put in @Finn2.0 's leotard.

 

[emileh]

You get a variety of interesting and tenacious skin diseases.

I put in a cork

 

[Apollo]

You get @Finn2.0 cigarette bud.

I put in one of my shoes

 

[emileh]

You get a foot fetishist stalker.

I put in a clean pair of socks

 

[.Princessa]

You get 175 pairs of socks. Lol!

I put a pair of eye 👁️ 👀 glasses in the machine what do I get?

 

[Finn2.0]

You get your eyes removed

I put in my medical license

 

[emileh]

You get a fake driving licence.

I put in a valve cap.

 

[Realxavier]

You would get a flat tire

I’d put in @Creed101 and princessa then break the machine

 

[Bread.]

an ugly ah baby come out

i put in some skittles

 

[Realxavier]

You would get some dude with a rainbow D, yelling out “Taste the Rainbow”

Add a glass, a bottle of grey goose and some OJ

 

[Apollo]

You get 2 violent geese 🪿 and a tree.

I put in @Inkandtatts wig

 

[.Princessa]

You get your cosmetology license, and you get to own your own salon. You get 175 million dollars to buy whatever you want to buy in hair products, and all travel expenses and hotels included ALL around the world. 🌎 🌍 And a piece of red velvet cake for whenever your Birthday is.



I put a big red velvet Birthday sheet cake in the machine for ALL of the April Birthdays. What do I get? Happy April's Birthdays! 2024!

 

[Apollo]

You get a confetti bag

I put in a booger

 

[emileh]

You get Fungus the Bogeyman.

I put in a piece of iron ore

 

[-Luka]

You get one of the iron men from a regional beach.

I put in a bottle of lemonade

 

[emileh]

You get some lemons and a heap of sugar.

I put in some balsamic vinegar

 

[-Luka]

you get vinegar stains on your 18th party dress 💅

I put in a kangaroo

 

[Finn2.0]

You get Ryry dressed up like a kangaroo with his pouch full of drool.

I put in a rotisserie chicken

 

[-Luka]

you get life imprisonment **** your chicken

I put in a mod complaint

 

[Finn2.0]

You get TheDifference screaming WHAT ROOM at you over and over again

I put in a pencil

 

[emileh]

You get @-Luka with a mobility scooter waiting for an opportunity.

I put in a scented candle

 

[-Luka]

You get my scooter fumes scented candle.

I put in my tax returns

 

[emileh]

You get a final demand.

I put in some roofing nails

 

[-Luka]

You get a rubber hammer.

I put in a rishi sunak signed pic 😂

 

[Finn2.0]

You get Rishi Sunak dancing like Theresa May whenever you close your eyes

I put in Luka’s crusty sock

 

[emileh]

You get @-Luka's crusty feet.

I put in an old pair of leggings

 

[abiiiii]

You get @-Luka's crusty feet.

I put in an old pair of leggings

you get a book titled "101 uses for a dead cat" (its a real book,look it up 😭💀)


i put in an orphaned kitten with fleas and possible pneumonia

 

[emileh]

You get a book called "Bad Taxidermy"

I put in a sling

 

[abiiiii]

You get a book called "Bad Taxidermy"

I put in a sling

you get a heart shaped rock


i put in a used tampon without the string so you gotta touch the dirty part

 

[emileh]

Ugh. I don't have to touch it, you did and the machine did.

You get a pair of Luka's old sweaty socks and a bill for cleaning the machine.

I put in a clean neck tube