The Vending Machine

[emileh]

You get a MAGA hat and a lock of the tangerine baboon's hair

£21

 

[-Luka]

You get a takeaway of your choice.

£2 coin

 

[emileh]

You get a large bag of cheese and onion McCoys

£5

 

[Apollo]

Large bag of family size Doritos

$0.25

 

[emileh]

A small plum.

£7

 

[Apollo]

Large bag of family size Doritos

$5

 

[emileh]

A large americano with milk on the side

£30

 

[Apollo]

You get a forever 21 plastic bag

$7

 

[emileh]

Large bag of caramel popcorn

£1

 

[-Luka]

Packet of space raiders.

£10

 

[emileh]

A large doner kebab with fries

£9

 

[Apollo]

A burger from McDonald’s and medium fries 🍟

$25

 

[emileh]

An Indian meal with naan and poppadoms

£1

 

[Apollo]

You get a bandana that’s says “Miss juicy, baby”

$200

 

[emileh]

You get a motorcycle crash helmet.

£100

 

[Apollo]

You get a real baby panda

$10

 

[jeez]

You get a used diaper.

$20

 

[Apollo]

You get a half eaten piece of cheesecake

$2

 

[jeez]

you get a new born child

$300

 

[emileh]

You get a Burmese python

£50