The Vending Machine

[abiiiii]

Ugh. I don't have to touch it, you did and the machine did.

You get a pair of Luka's old sweaty socks and a bill for cleaning the machine.

I put in a clean neck tube

you get a leaky dead AA battery

i put a copy of the Mona Lisa in

 

[emileh]

Your face gets stuck in a half smile for a month and your eyebrows fall out.

I put in a hand lens

 

[abiiiii]

Your face gets stuck in a half smile for a month and your eyebrows fall out.

I put in a hand lens

you get a months supply of lunas's poisoned cookies

i put in a jar of peanut butter

 

[emileh]

You get a peanut butter and strawberry jam sandwich with mustard.

I put in a piece of bright blue sea glass

 

[abiiiii]

You get a peanut butter and strawberry jam sandwich with mustard.

I put in a piece of bright blue sea glass

you get a bleeding finger

i put in a moldy cookie

 

[LostCause.]

You get a fungal infection.

I put in fresh water.

 

[.Princessa]

You get a huge tank of 1,000 🐠 🐟 fish in your fresh 🌊 water. Ha! You also get to be the water boy on many movies and T.V. shows in the future. 🎥 🍿 Have fun! 😊

I put in the newspaper.📰 🗞️
What do I get please? Thank you kindly.

 

[emileh]

A papier mache hat.

I put in a quartz pebble

 

[Prude and Prejudiced]

A shiny pendant.

I put in a microphone 🎤

 

[emileh]

You get a personal song from an artist of your choice

I put in a small amount of silver

 

[abiiiii]

You get a personal song from an artist of your choice

I put in a small amount of silver

u get a tooth filling


i put in a ancient scroll full of mystical spells

 

[Realxavier]

U get gay Gandalf in rainbow tights
And
An unbelievably annoying princessa reaction tag

I’d put in super glue and a bag of Doritos

 

[LostCause.]

You get a bad ramen "hack"

I put in a jar of marinara sauce.

 

[emileh]

You get beans on toast.

I put in some copper wire

 

[Creed101]

I put @Kd. @emileh @Finn2.0 @King Luna in and…

 

[LostCause.]

I put @Kd. @emileh @Finn2.0 @King Luna in and…

You get a list of instructions as to how to play the game.

You get beans on toast.

I put in some copper wire

You get a lighting rod.

I put in a handful of blueberries.

 

[Finn2.0]

You get a blue waffle

I put in Creed’s lone IQ point

 

[Creed101]

You get a blue waffle

I put in Creed’s lone IQ point

And i get 1 million more.

I put all of College Chat’s users in and i get?

 

[emileh]

Your IQ reduced back to 1

I put in a grain of rice

 

[Creed101]

A starving Finn2.0

I put a pig in and got?

 

[LostCause.]

Mud.

I put in a shrubbery, what do I get?

 

[punkyhepburn]

A knight who says Ni!

I put in @rapinoes smirking revenge ‘s smelly chair from a long ago forum thread

 

[King Luna]

A knight who says Ni!

I put in @rapinoes smirking revenge ‘s smelly chair from a long ago forum thread

You get @Kd.

I put in @Inkandtatts what do I get?

 

[Kd.]

You get @Creed101 ’s feet magazine.

I put in $30 what do I get

 

[Creed101]

You get @Creed101 ’s feet magazine.

I put in $30 what do I get

Mrs. Mans Nudes.

I put in Bacon and got?

 

[King Luna]

Mrs. Mans Nudes.

I put in Bacon and got?

You get a very angry Canadian

I put cm in what do I get

 

[Realxavier]

No response

I put in a pack of smokes and a paper bag wrapped 40 of old E

 

[Creed101]

No response

I put in a pack of smokes and a paper bag wrapped 40 of old E

Lung Cancer.

I put Olives in and got?

 

[Soundz123]

super duper virgin olive oil

i put 5 golden dubloons in

 

[King Luna]

You get @0sen

I put in @H.R. PufnStuf what do I get

 

[LostCause.]

A human resources complaint.

I put in a cup of tea, what do I get?

 

[.Princessa]

232 gallons of sweet tea.


I put in my Jimmy Buffett CDs.
What do I get please? Thank you kindly.

 

[Realxavier]

A smashed CD and permanently banned from using the vending machine

I put in annoying, attention seeking, emoji overloaded, reaction line hogging name

 

[LostCause.]

You lose the ability to type in letters and can only communicate with emojis from hence forth.

I put in a lightbulb.

 

[emileh]

You get an idea

I put in a rubber glove

 

[-Luka]

You get a pile of dishes

I put in a lawnmower.

 

[Finn2.0]

You get a back, sack, and crack trim

I put in a half eaten sandwich

 

[emileh]

You get food poisoning and a bill for cleaning the machine

I put in some ether

 

[-Luka]

You get a burn suit …. Just incase.

I put in a hairbrush

 

[Finn2.0]

You get a few strands of hair so you can brush your combover

I put in a sheep

 

[emileh]

You get a woolly jumper.

I put in a safety pin

 

[LostCause.]

You get an emo.

I put in a pet rock.

 

[Finn2.0]

You get your first ever friend

I put in an afro wig

 

[emileh]

You get a stubbed toe.

I put in a piece of tinfoil

 

[-Luka]

You get @SerenityMoon

I put in a calzone

 

[emileh]

You get hot melted cheese dripping on your shoes and a cleaning bill for the machine

I put in a brass tack

 

[-Luka]

You get a voodoo doll.

I put in a protection spell against voodoo doll

 

[Akira_]

You get a blood moon sacrifice.

I put in a werewolf.

 

[Finn2.0]

You get bitten by Hannah Faye and turn into her every full moon

I put in my bitch of a dog. Someone can have her

 

[emileh]

My dog says thanks

He puts her back in the machine

 

[Akira_]

You get my handsome but lazy and eggless stud of a dog in exchange.

I put in Hannah's boob tattoo.

 

[emileh]

You get a turd in the middle of your kitchen floor

I put in an anti-bacterial wipe

 

[-Luka]

You get a blocked drain.

I put in an Oreo McFlurry

 

[Finn2.0]

You get ordered to clean up Hannah’s poop

I put in a Pandora bracelet

 

[emileh]

You get a Finn necklace

I put in a NIN badge

 

[-Luka]

You get a PM from fringe queen asking for song recommendations.

I put in the daily mail newspaper

 

[emileh]

You get a barrel full of ignorance, bigotry, bile, and general nastiness

I put in a blank usb stick

 

[King Luna]

you get it back but it’s now full of out of context screenshots from my phone

I put in a coin what do I get

 

[Poppyanna]

A chocolate coin..: )

I insert a used toothbrush..

 

[Akira_]

All your teeth falling out.

I put in Pandora's box

 

[Finn2.0]

Not touching that one. Too much respect for @Pandora

 

[Akira_]

Banned for being a 🐔, for breaking the game and for making me turn this into the banned game.

I put in Finn's neck.

 

[emileh]

You get whiplash from trying to wind it back in

I put in some sun block

 

[King Luna]

You get me who refused to use it and has lizard skin now

I put in a chair what do I get

 

[emileh]

You get told off for tipping it back

I put in some Kendal mint cake

 

[Poppyanna]

And receive a Pandora diamond charm bracelet : )

I insert a rats tail..

 

[-Luka]

You get rat tail shake. 🤢

I put in a pair of slippers.

 

[emileh]

You get a pair of running shoes complete with spikes

I put in a piece of dark chocolate

 

[-Luka]

You get migraine free for a month.

I put in a fortune cookie

 

[Akira_]

You get an ominous fortune that reads "beware of a certain woman".

I put in a wishing well.

 

[emileh]

You get a fortune back "Fringes are in your future. Give in to the inevitable."

I put in a single custard cream

 

[Akira_]

@emileh I really wanted to know what I was gonna get for my wishing well 🤔

 

[emileh]

You find yourself at the bottom of a dry well with a strange character looking down on you asking you to rub the lotion on your skin or you'll get the hosepipe again...

I put in a single bourbon cream

 

[Akira_]

You get me complaining why you only put a single piece of everything.

I put in Sadako from the well.

 

[emileh]

You get a set of dry clothes and a hairdryer.

I put in two pieces of basalt 😛

 

[King Luna]

you get a small pebble

I put emileh in…

 

[emileh]

You get trouble

I put an owl in

 

[King Luna]

You get @H.R. PufnStuf for some reason

I put in a eviction notice

 

[-Luka]

You get your mod p45.

I put in a burrito

 

[Finn2.0]

You finally get fired as a mod and banned from forums

I put in my stethoscope

 

[emileh]

It gets added to the fisher price toy set.

I put in @Finn2.0's pfp badge

 

[Finn2.0]

You get a visit from God, who tells you to give it back

I put in @King Luna

(Hopefully the machine jams and she’s stuck there forever)

 

[emileh]

The machine has a complete breakdown and you receive a stupendous bill for repairs.

I put in @Creed101

 

[King Luna]

First of all I’m offended secondly you get a middle aged man who doesn’t know left from right thirdly I put in @Finn2.0 big ass forehead

 

[emileh]

The forehead rebounds on you and your own forehead expands by a factor of 10.

I put in a pretzel

 

[Akira_]

You get it back. I'm not a fan 🙃

I put in wasabi fries

 

[emileh]

You get a phall curry

I put in some battered scampi

 

[-Luka]

You get fish suppers for a week.

I put in a Nefertiti coin

 

[emileh]

You get a mummified cat

I put in a 3d print of a dalek

 

[-Luka]

You get the vending machine electricity bill.

I put in a photo frame

 

[emileh]

You get a photo of Jess in all her glory

I put in a ski mask

 

[-Luka]

You get inverted vision.

I put in a walking stick

 

[King Luna]

you get back problems

I put in a slice of cheese

 

[emileh]

You get cheese on toast

I put in a slice of pastrami

 

[Akira_]

You get a charcuterie board.

I put in a bottle of wine

 

[Finn2.0]

You get bottled by a chav

I put in a donkey

 

[emileh]

You get kicked in the vulnerables and your hair chewed.

I put in a manhole cover

 

[-Luka]

You get a builders hat.

I put in a chihuahua

 

[emileh]

You get an annoying Mexican mouse

I put in a quiche

 

[-Luka]

you get the foil tray.

I put in a library book