The Vending Machine

[emileh]

You get an education.

I put in an ebook

 

[King Luna]

you get a fine because it was 1 day late

I put in teeth

 

[Finn2.0]

You get to clean Princessa’s teeth with your fingers.

I put in a wheelchair

 

[emileh]

You get a mobility scooter

I put in St Edward's crown

 

[-Luka]

you get to distribute the monetary value of said crown to the country.

I put in a pogo stick

 

[emileh]

You get to be a punk in the 1970s

I put in a curling stone

 

[-Luka]

you get that sweepy thing that doesn’t sweep

I put in a mouthguard

 

[emileh]

You get a split lip

I put in a riot shield

 

[-Luka]

You get the polis chapping at the door.

I put in a marble coffee table

 

[emileh]

You get big dents in the flooring

I put in a piece of amethyst

 

[punkyhepburn]

You get some Dance Hall Days, love

I put in a Spotify playlist

 

[emileh]

The artists you listen to get underpaid

I put in a NIN cd

 

[Finn2.0]

You get nailed to a cross and renamed ForumsJesus

I put in a used tissue

 

[emileh]

You get a nasty cold

I put in a stick of celery

 

[-Luka]

You get a rabbit to adopt.

I put in a bottle of pepsi

 

[emileh]

You get a packet of mentos

I put in a deer antler

 

[Akira_]

You get a creepy wall decor.

I put in a honey badger

 

[emileh]

You get a free trip to A&E and a bill for Honey Badger removal.

I put in a fire ant

 

[-Luka]

You get bites all over your hands.

I put in a wing mirror

 

[emileh]

You get a mad swan

I put in an albatross feather

 

[Finn2.0]

You start laying eggs

I put in a screw

 

[emileh]

You get locked up.

I put in a padlock

 

[-Luka]

You get your own ears pierced with padlocks.

I put in a bottle of dandelion burdock

 

[emileh]

You get a tin of Irn Bru

I put in a carton of skimmed milk

 

[-Luka]

You get a thin cow.

I put in a pedal

 

[emileh]

You get a Unicycle with one pedal

I put in a block of tofu

 

[abiiiii]

you get a slice of cheese

i put in roadkill

 

[emileh]

You get food poisoning.

I put in a piece of parmesan

 

[-Luka]

You get a lecture in a healthy diet.
I put in a magic coin

 

[Akira_]

You get to choose one place you can be teleported to. From which you can never return.

I put in Snow White's poisoned apple.

 

[emileh]

You prick your finger on a spindle and fall asleep for 100 years

I put in a pot of harissa

 

[-Luka]

You get some Doritos to complement the harissa.

I put in a bulletproof vest

 

[emileh]

You live in Liverpool. Nobody's surprised. 😛

I put in a shotgun cartridge

 

[-Luka]

You get arrested!

I put in a highland coo

 

[emileh]

Not sure why I'd be arrested for having a shotgun cartridge but ok lol

You get coo slobber all over you.

I put in a horseshoe

 

[-Luka]

Because guns!

You get an hour long blocked horseshoe to clean.

I put in a slipper

 

[emileh]

It's perfectly legal for me to have a shotgun cartridge lol

You go skiting across the floor on a Hannah shite

I put in a pine cone

 

[-Luka]

You get seedlings.

I put in a carrot

 

[emileh]

You get bugs bunny

I put in a neep

 

[-Luka]

You obvs get a bowl of neeps and tatties!

I put in a hi vis vest

 

[emileh]

You get a clipboard and an inflated sense of self importance.

I put in a scotch bonnet pepper

 

[-Luka]

You get Hannah’s bowels emptied oan the flair.

I put in the UK flag

 

[emileh]

You get a poo stained flag in return...

I put in the Saltire

 

[-Luka]

You get the saltire returned signed by me because mon the Scots

I put in a bag of chilli flavoured Doritos

 

[emileh]

You get your eyebrows singed.

I put in a slice of lorne sausage

 

[-Luka]

You get a McLorne McMuffin Scotland style.

I put in a candelabra

 

[emileh]

You get Hanukkah

I put in a vanilla scented candle

 

[-Luka]

You get a subscription to a Yankee candle website.

I put in a doubloon

 

[emileh]

You get pieces of after eight

I put in a deflated balloon

 

[-Luka]

you get 99 red balloons. 🎈

I put in a metal straw.

 

[emileh]

You get your blood sucked out through it a la Doctor Who

I put in a drawing pin

 

[-Luka]

You get a mutilated doll with pinholes!

I put in your exam answers!

 

[emileh]

You get all A grades 😛

I put in a gel pen

 

[.Princessa]

You get a gel manicure and gel pedicure.

I put in a kangaroo 🦘 and a koala 🐨 bear.
What do I get? 🤔 🙂

 

[-Luka]

You get animal control at your front door. 😀

I put in a bottle of OJ

 

[emileh]

You get a knife wielding sports personality coming at you

I put in a TV aerial

 

[-Luka]

Well that went dark.

You get no WiFi for 72 hours.
I put in a laptop.

 

[Creed101]

You get a virus.

I put @Realxavier and @Elysian✨ in what do i get?

 

[emileh]

Excellence in abundance.

I put in a slice of mouldy bread

 

[-Luka]

You get Bread in your inbox. 💁🏼‍♂️

I put in an oar

 

[emileh]

You gat accused of voicing unwanted opinions

I put in a slice of lemon drizzle cake

 

[-Luka]

You get crumbs everywhere.

I put in a glitter bangle.

 

[emileh]

You get dusted top to bottom with glitter and glue

I put in a small flake of gold

 

[-Luka]

You get edible gold chocolate flakes.

I put in a bong.

 

[emileh]

You get sold some parsley.

I put in a piece of amethyst

 

[-Luka]

You get a matching amethyst jewellery set.

I put in a kaleidoscope.

 

[emileh]

You get a spectacular colour show

I put in a magnifying glass

 

[-Luka]

You get magnified vision at the most inconvenient times when reading!

I put in a scrabble tile.

 

[emileh]

You end up scrabbling for a grip on roofing tiles

I put in a skyhook (it's a real thing)

 

[-Luka]

sadistic 🤨

Has to leGoog skyhook. Since you’re science-y I shall assume it’s ok reference to a plane!? If so you get a Nobel prize.

I put in a flappy bird

 

[.Princessa]

You get bird 💩 poop on your house and car for one whole year for everyday of the year. 😁 7 days a week. 365 days a year. And that bird poop is very hard to come off your car and your house. HA!
JK! 🤣



I put in a funnel cake with lots of powdered sugar. What do I get?
🤔 😁

 

[emileh]

sadistic 🤨

Has to leGoog skyhook. Since you’re science-y I shall assume it’s ok reference to a plane!? If so you get a Nobel prize.

I put in a flappy bird

Nope it's a climbing aid/protection device.

You get bird 💩 poop on your house and car for one whole year for everyday of the year. 😁 7 days a week. 365 days a year. And that bird poop is very hard to come off your car and your house. HA!
JK! 🤣



I put in a funnel cake with lots of powdered sugar. What do I get?
🤔 😁

So much sugar. You get diabetes

I put in a bottle of balsamic vinegar

 

[-Luka]

When you said it was a real thing, I instantly thought of the obscures of obscure. I’ve seen your posts with stats.. ain’t going there. 🤣

You get a jar of Dolmio instead.

I put in a fortune cookie.

 

[emileh]

They're actual hooks that you use over flakes of rock. Nothing iffy lol

You receive a financial fortune

I put in a piece of flint

 

[-Luka]

You get the power of combustion!

I put in Karen Dunbar

 

[emileh]

You smell shite

I put in a scrunchie

 

[-Luka]

You get nits.

I put in a bottle of moonshine.

 

[emileh]

You go blind.

I put in a bottle of Buckie lol

 

[-Luka]

You get first class ticket to 16yo Luka adventures on chat avenue . 🥴

I put in a biodegradable bag.

 

[emileh]

You get compost

I put in an onion

 

[-Luka]

You get Jessica’s tears.

I put in a charity box.

 

[emileh]

You get followed by a chugger.

I put in a clove of garlic

 

[-Luka]

You get a dose of good cholesterol levels.

I put in a paracetamol.

 

[emileh]

You get a headache free day

I put in some carrots

 

[-Luka]

You get a field full of bunny rabbits.

I put in a ring doorbell

 

[emileh]

You get a distorted close up of a familiar fringe

I put in an old hard disk

 

[-Luka]

You get the guilt of giving me trauma of reliving those days.

I put in an oxygen canister.

 

[emileh]

You get a breath of fresh air

I put in a blood orange

 

[-Luka]

You get enough seeds to plant a blood orange tree.

I put in a lava lamp

 

[emileh]

You get a volcanic eruption

I put in an apricot

 

[-Luka]

You get a month supply of apricot jam.

I put in a mustard seed.

 

[emileh]

You get a lifetime supply of English mustard

I put in a nectarine

 

[-Luka]

You get enough vitamin c to last a week.

I put in a stopwatch.

 

[Akira_]

You get a Corgi race.

I put in a shuriken.

 

[emileh]

You get your fingers pricked by the points

I put in a sewing needle

 

[-Luka]

You also get pricked by the needle!

I put in a chalice.

 

[emileh]

You get Indiana Jones rolling boulders at you

I put in a glass marble

 

[.Princessa]

You get a very big glass marble kitchen table and a marble top kitchen Island.

I put in a big swimming pool in the backyard. What do I get? 🤔

 

[emileh]

A massive water bill lol

I put in a small bottle of acetone

 

[-Luka]

your fingernails fall off.

I put in a scimitar