Offensive jokes thread
- Thread starter saltandvinegarchips
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.Princessa
LetYourSmileChangeTheWorldNotTheWorldChangeYourSmi
This is 13 and up. It should be clean and not nasty. Kids should not be able to see this stuff.
What word begins with N, ends with an R and you never wanna call a black person?
Neighbour
Neighbour
Life is like a box of chocolates
... it doesn't last as long for fat people
... it doesn't last as long for fat people
Fluffy Wuffy
Bronze Member
It's odd that Thelma and Louise spend the entire movie challenging sexist stereotypes ...
only to end up dying because of her terrible driving
only to end up dying because of her terrible driving
Little Darcy
Active Member
SerenityMoon
Gold Member
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this **** ..."
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Deleted member 299974
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Luka I saw your name next to this thread and I was like I just know it’s going to be extra extra offensive 😂😂
-Luka
Platinum Member
I was tricked into posting! Them mods.. 👀
Fluffy Wuffy
Bronze Member
What do anniversaries, the toilet bowl, and the clitoris all have in common?
Men usually miss all of them.
Men usually miss all of them.
Fluffy Wuffy
Bronze Member
I don't get the joke 🤔🤔😭😭😭😭 some explain to me bc i'm dumb
Why did Hitler never go to the strip club?
Because he hated the poles.
-Luka
Platinum Member
Love is a term used in tennis to mean zero. 👀👀
SerenityMoon
Gold Member
I was at the park the other day when a mother sat down beside me. After a while, she leaned over and asked, “Which one is yours?”
I looked at her and said, “I haven’t decided yet.”
I looked at her and said, “I haven’t decided yet.”
Fluffy Wuffy
Bronze Member
What do you give an armless child for Christmas?
Nothing, he wouldn’t be able to open it anyways.
Nothing, he wouldn’t be able to open it anyways.